Sunday, November 29, 2009
Saturday, November 28, 2009
SPM with balls.
A dimension-tearing screech woke me up from my trance.I was about to fall into a drain. Thanks to the screech.Then the dimension-tearing screech came again.I turned.Fur as dark night, claw as black steel. Eyes glowing red,jewels from the pit of hell itself.It was a wolf?or was it a dog?I call it the wolf hound.
The wolf hound was scratching at the door of a mercedez-benz, which caused the dimension-tearing screech.The driver was wearing a very stylish shade, and he was trying to keep cool with the wolf hound. Then, an abomination coughed forward from the darkest borders of the biological weapon facility appeared.
It had slits for nose, eight eyes,, thorns for hair and what? It could not be human because i do not see anything between the legs. Or was it a woman? whatever it was, it was ridiculous. It simply swallowed the wolf hound whole. It then boarded the mercedez-benz. It drove away.
Suddenly, helicopters and fighter jet planes roared across the sky, pursuing the mercedez benz. They opened fire at the car, and it soon ground to a halt. The abomination appear again. It regurgitated the wolf hound and threw it at one of the helicopters. "BOOM" it went down. It was so dramatic. I felt like I was watching or directing a movie.
Then, some sort of men-in-black came too. They fired at the abomination using their special guns. The monster simply disintegrated.What? It all ended within seconds. It was then I realised I should be walking back home.
Finally, I was back at home. Then, I realised that the long holidays had just begun. This is such a shame, I did not manage to get the girl's number. I soon became depressed. But the incident just now came back to me. I was still confused about what on earth happened. Dimension-tearing screech, wolf hound, abomination, helicopters and fighter planes, men-in-black-special guns, disintegrated. Oh, what just happened?
One year later, I was sitting for my English paper for the infamous SPM.There was this question about describing an unforgettable incident. I did not even think and wrote about that incident. That incident was still vivid in my mind. It had been burned into my mind. I did not even notice the question "write a story ending with "...and we said our goodbyes and went our seperate ways"". I would like to choose that question and give myself a conclusion on my crush. But that incident....it was like disturbia....
Saturday, November 21, 2009
penulisan seorang Mafia

FIRsT OFf aLL..LEt Me InTRoDUce mySElf 1sT~
maLaYsiaN PPL caNNot Be shY sHY waN~

CURReNTly sTUdYIng In aIr PUtiH~
The ScHOOL wHIcH is paCK wITh Hot cHicKs~
SErioUsLy~...BUt dONt saY me haMsaP laR~
Coz IM aM a GeNTLemaN dEPeNds ON sItuaTION~..im a clean hearted prsON DEpends On sItuaTIon~
sOMe PPL UsED to asK me~
ARe u a maLaY??
my aNsWer FOr thaT~
I wILL PrObaBly saY HELL NO!!
Im aCTUaLly a MIx cINdiaN~
WHicH is 50%ChinESE And 50% IndiaN~
dONt AsK Me whY~thaT iS JUsT HOw I ROLL~

dONt BeLIEVe??
Its TRue laR kawaN saya sEMUa~
Im a VeRY talkAtivE peRson~
AnD liKEs TO MAkE jokES At seNSeless timES WhiCh doESnT MAtteR WitH THE SiTUAtion~
HAHA..sOUnds WeIRd Huh~
BUt IN My WORld..thaT Is JUsT HOw I staY POsItIVe aLL the TimE~toO MUcH STRess laR~
aPA naK buaT~
edUcaTION m maKes my BraIN BeNgkaK HEre aND there~~
aNywaY~my faVaUrite fOOd Is "waNtaN MEE tambaH chaR sIew INsIDe"..kaRI MEEn~..aND The MOsT GOd FOOd OF aLL..baH KUt teh~..
I LOVe RoTI canaI maN~
i FINd theM VeRY INteresTINg~
I JUsT sEEM TO cONneCT wIth them BeTter
eVeNthoUGH TheY aLwaYS sMELL baD aLL the tiMe~
BUt We MUsT Not JUDGe them waT is OUtSIde..waT is maTTer Is the INsIde Of theIr HeaRT~
FOr exaMPLe..wIth a DIrTY HAND..yoU WOULd maKe a DIrTY ROti canaI..But wITh a cleaN heaRT..u caN maKE a ROti canaI aS GOOd aS a piZZA~~
HEHEZ~ya ya ya~i noe i sOUNd LIke CraP~
FOr Me~mamaK sTaLL Is LIke a seCONd HOme to me~EVeRY WEEk aT leaST i musT Go 7TIMeS~..kinda WeiRd~IT jusT aTtraCT me LIke tAt~
likE THE SimpuLAn BAHAsA oF MY cREAtioN~
"TAk ADA KAri~TAk Ada roTI CANAi"..
tHAnk YOU foR liSTEniNG TO mY cRAp~ And bE PAtiEnt WiTH MY pROFILe~
If U dONt LIKe It~theN i wILL cURSEd U TO Be eaten by a BOMoH~
muuahaha~
"SAWADICUP"!!!!!!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Sunday, November 15, 2009
I need help.
Setiap orang yang melakukan masturbasi, onani atau gerakan tubuh yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi atau onani di muka umum sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 29 ayat (1), dipidana dengan pidana penjara paling singkat 2 (dua) tahun dan paling lama 10 (sepuluh) tahun dan/atau pidana denda paling sedikit Rp 200.000.000 (dua ratus juta rupiah) dan paling banyak Rp 1.000.000.000 (satu milyar rupiah).
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
HAHAHAHHA
Monday, October 5, 2009
Wei Jin is a FAT FAGGOT
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Justice motherfucking Bao
Friday, September 25, 2009
strong wind, deadly upskirt, ripoff{what a freaking day}
today got very strong wind,thank God i went to the corridor earlier and saw a very beautiful upskirt when the wind blew, FFWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO,luckily navin got upskirt forecast, told us got upskirt ,luckily i took a long stare at the upskirt, it was black inside, couldn't see shit, probably blocked by the layers and layers and layers and layers of fat, which is quite good.if not die larr if look at that type of upskirt..lol.and for sure lahh everyone would enjoy a nice upskirt since it's irresistable but that type of upskirt is simply too deadly to see. luckily got fat if not die. don't mention it anymore.
p/s:luen and soo,do not try to make a flash bang using pottasium manganate etc2.lol.
Friday, September 18, 2009
Throw your rubbish into the rubbish bin, motherfucker.
Son of a bitch, you are such irresponsible to let your bitch flirt around in Facebook and eventually she flirted her way to my MSN. Fuck you. And your bitch ain't hot, and she's got a fuckface. Damn!



Monday, September 14, 2009
Fong Zhong Yi-you suck
4th PARTY!
im not into catfights, sparrings and bitch slappings. not onceeeeeeeeeeee.
why cant everyone just be friends?!and no "more than friends"
you are so selfish. you told her you don't even know her before both of you are in sc3, while you are actually torturing your little sister everyday to vent your anger. who knows wad the hell did you do to your sister? she told your mom you tried to insert a cucumber into her pussy, you were grounded, and you masturbate to this(don't worry, it's not some shit like iloveyouplease or porn vids from megaporn, it's a porn video from redtube, showing a woman with a dick masturbating).. you want to own her, not only to love her. we, are not her friends, so we don't give a fuck, and she also doesn't have any friends who would feel for her like evelyn wong felt for xiatoong, we thought it's just like another free show like keegan and xiatoong the show, because you "LOVE" her. if a person loves a person, you wud have want her to have happiness, but you did not, you forced her to think that you somehow developed amnesia, which is so motherfucking lame.
and then, she told you she like edison lee more eventhough he dumped her. you hated her as if she skipped your mother's classes.
Saturday, September 12, 2009
not hate post (ripped-off)
i got some threats from some kinda chingstah studying in multimedia university and some sort of crash-test dummy pilot working in KLIA.
They said i used a photograph he shot.and asked me to remove it if i want to continue living, or else, he'll bring his friends on wednesday.(in a very friendly way la..)
i posted that 1 week ago, so i decided to just draft it. heh. lazy to do so leceh stuff la
...............................................
about the 2 previous posts.was just too emotional.and apparently im not a very good blogger.and im NOT BLOGGING(RBONFIRE IS NOT A BLOG). i dont post my very intimate feelings online. and get spammed kao kao.
its not anything serious.chill out guys.i am so very okay.
i came up with one conclusion.i am so totally relieved and grateful i'm still alive(despite being confronted many times).i am so not ready.and uhm.i decided to learn some martial art to defend myself.
ahhaha its all about the training.
//hahaha. was reading wad i typed.and just found out it actually sounded kinda emotional.hahahahaha. no no rbonfire is not a blog yo. //
and yes, this very unique skill of ripping-off used by RBonfire had been proven to be flawed when the original author removes his/her post. so,

Friday, September 4, 2009
sweet17 (Ripped off)
Saturday, August 1, 2009
New blog link
Thursday, March 12, 2009
sheng ri kuai le~ (ripoff)
Eric Phua Chun Sheng is finally 17!!
and then went to MegaBowl to play 10-pin bowling untill Eunieece and Ryan went back.
MegaBowl
thanks to Ryan chong, Eunieece teh, lee woei luen, soo boon wei, lee chee kien, hong kah king, tan lee ping, lim zhi heng, st.john spy loke wei jin and Eric phua. SPECIAL THANKS TO DEAR LUM MAN HOUW FOR WISHING ERIC PHUA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR LIKE, ONCE IN 1312857598309848942375089237 YEARS!
fuuh byknyer~
and also thanks to hoo suet chui for presenting Eric some carelessly and conveniently wrapped mentos as his present on Monday!that's all! thanks to all again. ;D
wahahaha drive drive drive. ;D
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
ALL HAIL THE St.Johnners

Monday, December 15, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Another reason why RBonFIRE is not a blog.
Friday, December 5, 2008
The old Tangki

to the tangki you know today
http://profiles.friendster.com/tangkiz
changed alot huh?
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Sunday, November 30, 2008
RB on fire is not a blog
Let me clarify this...ok?
1)Blogs are for bitches who can't stand it if other's don't know about their lives, and losers and failures who can't get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Examples:
http://hazelwhd.blogspot.com/
http://oblivious-maan.blogspot.com/
2)Blogs are emo. they are fucking definitely emo. what the fuck?Just what the fuck is
http://readmyblogz.blogspot.com/? Oh, ok la, it's a blog after all, unlike the great RB on FIRE hor? And should you be wondering why such an EMO blog has so many view counts, it is because Posterofmyblogz is famous for his chivalry(more like ladylike or to tell the truth, bisexual)
3)Rb on fire is not a blog because it is not emo, does not come in fancy backgrounds, does not contain annoying music players which interrupts your computer's own music player, all posts are non story-telling posts and all posts are about things on FIRE, just like RB on Fire, or just like Jesus on cross. They all bear the same meaning. And Rb on Fire does not fucking care about any album release or movie release. Seriously, all of us would know when it is released so you don't have to blog about it, and therefore, by blogging about it you fail.
4) Rb on fire does not post things like http://alyssa-blah.blogspot.com/2008/11/shut-up-i-dont-want-to-listen-to-all-of.html. You know la, she hates RB on Fire......sad....everyone else loves RB on fire, right?haiz....
5) Rb on fire will post high quality tutorial posts, unlike this lame post, by a lame and childish little bitch
http://estherlwe.blogspot.com/2008/11/hohoho.html
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
FUCK U and SHE.
member C:"Eh where did u buy [NOTE TO MEMBER C: NO PAST TENSE AFTER DID]the rubik's?"
xxx:(there's not enough time to let xxx speak,our conversation already get interrupt)
CibaiFuckingFaggot:"你的家..." [Translation because ah lun is a lala and typed mandarin words and turned this into a lala blog: your home]
here for the cibaifuckingfaggot:"Ha~ha~ha~ha~."
Nah, _l_.Why are u so over-reacting ?.Please lahh, next time when ppl is having a conversation with others and not YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),act like u don't knw anything. member c don't even know YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),don't even try to ban lan yeng.YOU are not lan yeng.I know that there was many girls right there,and you are trying to get their attention or you are so called as very ACTION. So sorry,I sense that you did not get their attention.You are FAIL .Failure.
NAH....failure,please shut your mouth off.(so sorry,i don't know that you are not a lala,so i changed it to english.)
http://profiles.friendster.com/79103417
Sunday, November 16, 2008
Friday, November 14, 2008
Once again.


Actually who is 'ban lan shuk',pictures show very obviously.Feel free to click and enlarge it!No need to describe anymore.Picture will prove all the truth.Another issue is about the bitch who stole our pic without any permission.She never state picture source or any picture copyright,this is so called as supermegahype copybitch or people who do not have their creative mind.They think they are the original photographer and owner of the picture?! No,F-off bitch, readers will judge with thier eyes...rbonfire gt the greatest,creative,pure,artistic photographer with his highest complex technology of camera,producing the higest quality of picture which is bitch always get caught in our camera.
thanks.OFFTOPIC.
Member C finally spoken.
here is the evidence.
-i agree wiv 'them' too. wth?!them?member A and wenyee dont even know her.



Hey,guys....nw,im here to teach y'all a word which is consider as high level bad word.
here is the high level bad word.Please pronounce bitch as 'B-i-r-c-h'.
Ok,nw i have to grasp this golden chance to talk about a bitch.I cnt use Birch to describe her here,i can only use bitch.BIRCH is for high level usage,nt very suit to use it here.
Bitch 'ban lan shuk' =.=!!!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
bitch vs bitch
Monday, November 10, 2008
A nice MMORPG game for you
Perhaps, this is what you would see in your friend's PM during the holidays.
























