Saturday, November 28, 2009

SPM with balls.

It was friday, and it was my last day here. If today was my last day, tomorrow was too late, because I'd say goodbye to yesterday. I tried to ask the girl for her number. She was a brunette, had blondish hair and an innocent heart. Too bad, I was too shy. Without even saying our goodbyes, we went our different ways. I did not even look back.I soon became upset with myself. I was so useless. I just felt blank. Perhaps this blank state was what the yogies trying to achieve in their training.Am I a yogi? anyway, my mind is blank...

A dimension-tearing screech woke me up from my trance.I was about to fall into a drain. Thanks to the screech.Then the dimension-tearing screech came again.I turned.Fur as dark night, claw as black steel. Eyes glowing red,jewels from the pit of hell itself.It was a wolf?or was it a dog?I call it the wolf hound.

The wolf hound was scratching at the door of a mercedez-benz, which caused the dimension-tearing screech.The driver was wearing a very stylish shade, and he was trying to keep cool with the wolf hound. Then, an abomination coughed forward from the darkest borders of the biological weapon facility appeared.

It had slits for nose, eight eyes,, thorns for hair and what? It could not be human because i do not see anything between the legs. Or was it a woman? whatever it was, it was ridiculous. It simply swallowed the wolf hound whole. It then boarded the mercedez-benz. It drove away.

Suddenly, helicopters and fighter jet planes roared across the sky, pursuing the mercedez benz. They opened fire at the car, and it soon ground to a halt. The abomination appear again. It regurgitated the wolf hound and threw it at one of the helicopters. "BOOM" it went down. It was so dramatic. I felt like I was watching or directing a movie.

Then, some sort of men-in-black came too. They fired at the abomination using their special guns. The monster simply disintegrated.What? It all ended within seconds. It was then I realised I should be walking back home.

Finally, I was back at home. Then, I realised that the long holidays had just begun. This is such a shame, I did not manage to get the girl's number. I soon became depressed. But the incident just now came back to me. I was still confused about what on earth happened. Dimension-tearing screech, wolf hound, abomination, helicopters and fighter planes, men-in-black-special guns, disintegrated. Oh, what just happened?

One year later, I was sitting for my English paper for the infamous SPM.There was this question about describing an unforgettable incident. I did not even think and wrote about that incident. That incident was still vivid in my mind. It had been burned into my mind. I did not even notice the question "write a story ending with "...and we said our goodbyes and went our seperate ways"". I would like to choose that question and give myself a conclusion on my crush. But that incident....it was like disturbia....

Saturday, November 21, 2009

penulisan seorang Mafia





HI My PEEps~..waZup~

FIRsT OFf aLL..LEt Me InTRoDUce mySElf 1sT~

maLaYsiaN PPL caNNot Be shY sHY waN~




CURReNTly sTUdYIng In aIr PUtiH~

The ScHOOL wHIcH is paCK wITh Hot cHicKs~

SErioUsLy~...BUt dONt saY me haMsaP laR~

Coz IM aM a GeNTLemaN dEPeNds ON sItuaTION~..im a clean hearted prsON DEpends On sItuaTIon~

sOMe PPL UsED to asK me~

ARe u a maLaY??

my aNsWer FOr thaT~

I wILL PrObaBly saY HELL NO!!

Im aCTUaLly a MIx cINdiaN~

WHicH is 50%ChinESE And 50% IndiaN~

dONt AsK Me whY~thaT iS JUsT HOw I ROLL~



dONt BeLIEVe??

Its TRue laR kawaN saya sEMUa~

Im a VeRY talkAtivE peRson~
AnD liKEs TO MAkE jokES At seNSeless timES WhiCh doESnT MAtteR WitH THE SiTUAtion~

HAHA..sOUnds WeIRd Huh~

BUt IN My WORld..thaT Is JUsT HOw I staY POsItIVe aLL the TimE~toO MUcH STRess laR~

aPA naK buaT~
edUcaTION m maKes my BraIN BeNgkaK HEre aND there~~

aNywaY~my faVaUrite fOOd Is "waNtaN MEE tambaH chaR sIew INsIDe"..kaRI MEEn~..aND The MOsT GOd FOOd OF aLL..baH KUt teh~..

I LOVe RoTI canaI maN~
i FINd theM VeRY INteresTINg~

I JUsT sEEM TO cONneCT wIth them BeTter

eVeNthoUGH TheY aLwaYS sMELL baD aLL the tiMe~
BUt We MUsT Not JUDGe them waT is OUtSIde..waT is maTTer Is the INsIde Of theIr HeaRT~

FOr exaMPLe..wIth a DIrTY HAND..yoU WOULd maKe a DIrTY ROti canaI..But wITh a cleaN heaRT..u caN maKE a ROti canaI aS GOOd aS a piZZA~~

HEHEZ~ya ya ya~i noe i sOUNd LIke CraP~

FOr Me~mamaK sTaLL Is LIke a seCONd HOme to me~EVeRY WEEk aT leaST i musT Go 7TIMeS~..kinda WeiRd~IT jusT aTtraCT me LIke tAt~

likE THE SimpuLAn BAHAsA oF MY cREAtioN~

"TAk ADA KAri~TAk Ada roTI CANAi"..

tHAnk YOU foR liSTEniNG TO mY cRAp~ And bE PAtiEnt WiTH MY pROFILe~

If U dONt LIKe It~theN i wILL cURSEd U TO Be eaten by a BOMoH~

muuahaha~

"SAWADICUP"!!!!!!

Sunday, November 15, 2009

I need help.

I really do.




Anyway, This is the text of the original draft of the RUU APP (Rancangan Undang Undang Anti Pornagrafi dan Pornoaksi) Pasal 83(1)

Setiap orang yang melakukan masturbasi, onani atau gerakan tubuh yang menyerupai kegiatan masturbasi atau onani di muka umum sebagaimana dimaksud dalam Pasal 29 ayat (1), dipidana dengan pidana penjara paling singkat 2 (dua) tahun dan paling lama 10 (sepuluh) tahun dan/atau pidana denda paling sedikit Rp 200.000.000 (dua ratus juta rupiah) dan paling banyak Rp 1.000.000.000 (satu milyar rupiah).



Wednesday, November 11, 2009

HAHAHAHHA



HAHAHA SO FUCKING FUNNY.

I bet that saved starving kids suffering from AIDS and FAIL. Quick, someone give him the motherfucking nobel prize.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Wei Jin is a FAT FAGGOT


you know what to greet him the next time you see him. be sure to greet "cause you're a fat faggot" in all kinds of languages too.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Justice motherfucking Bao


Who do you call upon, when there are injustice in the world?
Who do you lean on, when you are wrongfully accused?
Who do you hope for, when you are innocent but is being held up by the ISA?
Who do you ask for, when you are surrounded by 98kg of lala?

note: if you really don't know who is justice bao, refer: http://en.wikipedia.org/

left: TVB's interpretation of Justice Bao; right: 5sc2's interpretation of Justice Bao


This dude is the most hardcore dude you'll ever know of. Heavy-duty motherfucker. HE IS A GOD.

Justice Bao Gong / Bao Qing Tian is now the god of Rb on Fire. So the next time you hear us say "oh my god!", we mean "oh my Justice Bao!"

Friday, September 25, 2009

strong wind, deadly upskirt, ripoff{what a freaking day}


it's like all everything i wrote in this blog sure pasal others punya.HAHA.lol
today got very strong wind,thank God i went to the corridor earlier and saw a very beautiful upskirt when the wind blew, FFWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO,luckily navin got upskirt forecast, told us got upskirt ,luckily i took a long stare at the upskirt, it was black inside, couldn't see shit, probably blocked by the layers and layers and layers and layers of fat, which is quite good.if not die larr if look at that type of upskirt..lol.and for sure lahh everyone would enjoy a nice upskirt since it's irresistable but that type of upskirt is simply too deadly to see. luckily got fat if not die. don't mention it anymore.


oh!after a looonnnggg time i didn't met netty,i thought she didnt come today,sure lahh kan after ipod almost getting confiscated some more,but dang!she came!and i love you God,for making this Thursday a good day.lol.i met almost all from netty to Ho Joel[who cares?] but i didn't see leng!!usually he's training everywhere.HAHAH.lol.but,netty you're the hot chick,dude!im yourfan,fan,fan,fan,fan.HAHAHA.crazy fanboy.lol.haha
p/s:luen and soo,do not try to make a flash bang using pottasium manganate etc2.lol.


:D


Ripped off from:

Friday, September 18, 2009

Throw your rubbish into the rubbish bin, motherfucker.

Choo Tzer Maan, you break up with Yi Shuen, your problem, not mine. I'm not some fucking random cleaner who would clean up your shit.


Son of a bitch, you are such irresponsible to let your bitch flirt around in Facebook and eventually she flirted her way to my MSN. Fuck you. And your bitch ain't hot, and she's got a fuckface. Damn!
I don't fucking care if you broke up with her. And i'm not like edison lee who would treasure the shit that Fong Zhong Yi littered. Have you heard of "shits may glitter too"?All that glitter may not be gold, faggot.
So one fine day, she found someone she considered hot on her online friend list on facebook and decided to chat with him. And the chat continued on MSN after she so desperately craved for it.



The reason why I asked her to masturbate is to stop her from bothering anymore guys. I forgot to ask her to get herslef a dildo btw.
so now all of you out there know what i meant when i asked you to masturbate.no offense.but fuck you all, bitch.
The next time you are going to litter, think twice. Dispose of them quietly, too, as we don't want to know.And buy them a dildo before doing that, so as to prevent her from dirtying other places.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Fong Zhong Yi-you suck

im really just a fourth party.
4th PARTY!

im not into catfights, sparrings and bitch slappings. not onceeeeeeeeeeee.
why cant everyone just be friends?!and no "more than friends"





Fong Zhong Yi- you suck

what on earth is wrong with uoi?! like i got anything to do with you.. suddenly hate me, i know i am crazy, but i am really crazy, mister. the problems between you and Jessica Tay is YOUR business, and it's long over. why libatkan me as wel? i did not tell Jessica wad to do! she made all her decisions herself. okayy?and she liked someone waaaay shorter than you and her kayz? only her wud have been stupid enuff to dump you in that way. and do not act lanci at school la, we all know you cant act well. u want play sohai izzit? come lar lets play, see who more sohai la, want?. she had been telling you she donch love ya from the very beginning, can? you are the one who lead urself into serious pain. think of it, if you had give up long ago, neither of you both wud suffer, she would enjoy her shortman, and your mom wouldn't be teaching in SABS, and those painful memories of you and her sitting on the staircase of the form 3 block wouldn't even exist.. you are the one causing this friendship into a complicated morethanfrens-butnotlovers kinda relationship none you have wanted. its not all her fault, you have responsiblities too. now dat you've waken from this bad dream, you bLame all of these on her. now dat you and your bloody friends gangbang yun hua, and now you've gotten the pleasure, you bLame ALL OF THESE on Edison Lee?For taking away your Jessica Tay? donch you know dat not only ur heart is broken.. but also hers and Edison Lee's?!Edison Lee was so upset that you were his ex, deemed her to be recycled and broken, and dumped her like how she dumped you. you guys have been trying to cover up ur feelings at school by playing and fooling around like usual days in sc3, acting like you never knew her, how can you forget the warmth of her body and how you teased her and how you finally lost her to Edison Lee? she had been wanting to talk to you, but everytime you see her you act like she's your new friend. wtf?! How can you select the "new game" option and overwrite the old save file?!

you are so selfish. you told her you don't even know her before both of you are in sc3, while you are actually torturing your little sister everyday to vent your anger. who knows wad the hell did you do to your sister? she told your mom you tried to insert a cucumber into her pussy, you were grounded, and you masturbate to this(don't worry, it's not some shit like iloveyouplease or porn vids from megaporn, it's a porn video from redtube, showing a woman with a dick masturbating).. you want to own her, not only to love her. we, are not her friends, so we don't give a fuck, and she also doesn't have any friends who would feel for her like evelyn wong felt for xiatoong, we thought it's just like another free show like keegan and xiatoong the show, because you "LOVE" her. if a person loves a person, you wud have want her to have happiness, but you did not, you forced her to think that you somehow developed amnesia, which is so motherfucking lame.

and then, she told you she like edison lee more eventhough he dumped her. you hated her as if she skipped your mother's classes.



FONG ZHONG YI- you suck



ripped off from sunriise.blogspot.com

Saturday, September 12, 2009

not hate post (ripped-off)

i got some threats from some kinda chingstah studying in multimedia university and some sort of crash-test dummy pilot working in KLIA.



They said i used a photograph he shot.and asked me to remove it if i want to continue living, or else, he'll bring his friends on wednesday.(in a very friendly way la..)


i posted that 1 week ago, so i decided to just draft it. heh. lazy to do so leceh stuff la


...............................................


about the 2 previous posts.was just too emotional.and apparently im not a very good blogger.and im NOT BLOGGING(RBONFIRE IS NOT A BLOG). i dont post my very intimate feelings online. and get spammed kao kao.


its not anything serious.chill out guys.i am so very okay.


i came up with one conclusion.i am so totally relieved and grateful i'm still alive(despite being confronted many times).i am so not ready.and uhm.i decided to learn some martial art to defend myself.


ahhaha its all about the training.


//hahaha. was reading wad i typed.and just found out it actually sounded kinda emotional.hahahahaha. no no rbonfire is not a blog yo. //

and yes, this very unique skill of ripping-off used by RBonfire had been proven to be flawed when the original author removes his/her post. so,



Friday, September 4, 2009

sweet17 (Ripped off)

Time passed. This blog had passed the very-only-one 1st anniversary. The 1st post of this blog, was about Roobini's cremation celebration. When she was cremated in open air, it rained, so we had to cancel the celebration and mourn properly. The feeling of happiness was still remain deeply in our mind. And then, the second post was about INTERACT, yes, MOTHERFUCKING INTERACT. One year had passed, I was glad that I, as one of the the former anti-Interact force(which includes some Malay organisation) had given rise to the official anti-interact club. The luckiness of me being the ex-president of anti-interact club had gave me dammm lots of motherfucking troubles, threats, enemies and allies. =D
The one year duration between this blog's 16th and 17th Roobini's cremation, i had been through many ups and downs, sweets and sours in my life. From threats from ex-st johnners chia hon fai, sam jan fai and lee chee keong to near-death experiences facing Desmond and Dickson Yong, Captain Scar Face, Yeoh Jie Wen, betrayal by a decade-old friend who almost dragged me to the hell where Yeoh Jie Wen was waiting, ghost busting in Jessica Villa, bitch slaps from Ti May-Jean to flirting with Louisa Fong and only recently the magnesium and potassium permanganate death.
and now. Back to my 17th Roobini's cremation. Different from passed years. This year, i did not really excited and thinking much about the cremation, maybe this was one of the major changes happened inside of myself. I had many things to think with (although I didn't really figure out what was I worry about), my mind had suffered and worried so much as my own cremation came nearer. Finally, just 1 day before my grandfather's death, Abominations over 90kg gathered outsite Pussy Cat Dolls' studio to crush me. I had the thoughts and feelings in my mind, the abominations' outings would not specially to crush me, but also to get an autograph from my father, Rapper Lee. I didn't mention any name here. DO NOT misjudged me, that's just some feelings in my mind. But with no mistakes, things happened like that: I wasn't crushed. Nvm, I was still glad mostly of u were enjoying themselves very much in the studio laughing at me.
Things that brightened my day were the truth i acknowledged. Truth is, it is in my blood, my family had been waging war against the abominations. nanana, not me only okay. Just I had received new strength to defend myself.

INTERNATIONAL UNDERSTANDING NIGHT 2009
The IU was held on 19July2009, 6.30pm at Shahzan Inn. The night was so loud and eventually Caprice was pissed off because he can't sing properly. The jobs of the organizers were done, ofcourse, in acting like interactors. Everything were settled. For the 1st time I think, I really had a strong feeling on what was I doing. Although everything were not going that well at first, such as Soo refunding like a MAN. Strong willed interactors forcibly held the function despite almost getting banned by the school thanks to ex-interactor and st. johnner who organised the IU night last year. . BUT IT'S OKAY, it was still on. everything had passed. time will cure everything. IU was still precious and invaluable, a memory that would last forever, certainly. Lastly, I would like to say this to all of U, thanks and loves lots. =).
SPM is coming soon
24/7/2009 RBonFIRE!. =D

Ripped off from
jaychou4eva.blogspot.com
that shitty grammar made ripping off a pain in the ass

Saturday, August 1, 2009

New blog link

I'm sorry we didn't announce that we have created a new blog with the link
we have been updating there since februrary so make sure to go through all posts.
and remember to comment or leave a msg at the cbox(if it's available)

Thursday, March 12, 2009

sheng ri kuai le~ (ripoff)

hey peoples!! it's 7th March yesterday!
Eric Phua Chun Sheng is finally 17!!
can driveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

so well, school was having this Gotong-royong Perdana. of course la Eric didn't go, go there tebang pokok diuniama. so Eric appreciated this Saturday very much and slept as much as Eric could because Eric always has to wake up early, even on Sunday diuniama.
but damn, there's 2 tuition on Saturday wtf. Mr. Leong's Account and Maziah's Bm tuition. but nvm la these 2 tuition quite enjoyable wan. and so.. Eric went to MGM with friends after tuition lor. Eric and friends ate pizza and had fun but too bad the atmostphere over there wasn't that happy because the desperate boys were upset over the bitches matter as some of the bitches changed their mind and went to contribute some photos here, although they promised to come flirt with Eric beforehand, and some desperate guys had mesyuarat agung to discuss how to goreng those bitches(refer to here to know how). but, oh well, without those bitches around, we could enjoy the fun even more as there would be no distraction for the pure fun.

we actually did nothing over there, just laughed out fucking loud in Pizzahut and made ourselves the center of attention, and the fun part was when Ryan Chong proposed to Eunieece and then everyone proposed to Eunieece lol omfgbbqsheep aww so sweet lol! :D
and then went to MegaBowl to play 10-pin bowling untill Eunieece and Ryan went back.



Then, vincent's phone rang
Mr.Hew: where are you?
Hew:I want to go to Eric's house
Mr.Hew:answer my fucking question, where are you?
Hew:we are walking there
Mr.Hew:OK i fetch you there.



Then, the total of 11 of us, including Mr.Hew and Mrs.Hew sqeezed into Mr.Hew's super transforming MYVi. The MYVi was so super, it can transform into mr.hew. At first, when I saw TWO mr.Hews, i thought it was his twin brother, but when he revealed a remote from his pockets, one of the MR.Hews began making wierd sounds. It transformed into a super MYVi within a blink of an eye.






Bored? let the pictures do the talking!




MegaBowl


look where the cocker was looking at
Vincent Hew~ Failing to strike! But ended up throwing the ball into another lane.


Soo Boon Wei, Eric, Kah King and Zhi Heng took turns playing Rockman-X



Vincent Hew, Ryan and the st.John spy camwhoring






Ryan asking for more mushroom soups






Half-naked in Eric's house.



Eric: who want's popcorn?


Watching porn while being half naked.
okay done. time to thank people lol.
thanks to Ryan chong, Eunieece teh, lee woei luen, soo boon wei, lee chee kien, hong kah king, tan lee ping, lim zhi heng, st.john spy loke wei jin and Eric phua. SPECIAL THANKS TO DEAR LUM MAN HOUW FOR WISHING ERIC PHUA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR LIKE, ONCE IN 1312857598309848942375089237 YEARS!
fuuh byknyer~
and also thanks to hoo suet chui for presenting Eric some carelessly and conveniently wrapped mentos as his present on Monday!that's all! thanks to all again. ;D
Happy 17th Birthday Eric Phua Chun Sheng!
wahahaha drive drive drive. ;D
special thanks to readmyblogz.blogspot.com. ripped off from there!=D

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

ALL HAIL THE St.Johnners



FROM this,




creepy looking st.johnners rushing to rescue a free-runner who fell from the peak of The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Pisa, from Jerusalem.























































To THIS
cheerful St. Johnners posing before going to give a doll first aid.


















and This,






st.john bitches who can't give themselves first aid after being raped.












or this,








st.johnners st.johnning in st.johnner mode.












If you still haven't noticed, St.Johnners are those who come and kay-poh when some mat-rempit or free-runner or even st.johnners themselves who


1)so coincidentally fainted in the middle of the street


2)got ran over by a car


3)fell down from the peak of the petronas twin towers,


4)broke their wrist by attempting do to an inverse-backflip-frontroll from the second floor.


5)saw someone fainting on the other side of the road, tried to reach the "casualty", but got ran over by a vehicle.




So, they will come, and


1)test the casualty's consciousness(by poking him, spamming the same words over and over again, threaten to mollest)


2)if there's no breathing, do the head-tilt-chin-lift-elevation-45 degrees, and start the CPR


3)just ignore you,and walk away


4)tear up your branded clothes just to look at your wounds, only to realise they can't do a shit,


5)spit on your wounds,


6)apply iodine to your wounds


7)try to stitch your wounds up, but they would usually just use a stapler to fix the openings.


8)if it's a scam, they will instantly activate St.JOHNNER-MODE






The St.Johnner Mode


Pimple pooling is one of the side-effects of activating the st.johnner mode.



The St.Johnner mode can only be acquired by st.Johnners. St.Johnner mode is triggered by certain stimuli, such as irritation, annoyance, dismay, anger, sorrow and their own incapability of performing a certain task, or even losing in a quarrel, or someone talking bad about st.john.


Once triggered,
1)they get emo
2)they get the inner fire buff, that increases attack rate by 11500% and attack damage by 3142857%
4)they would frequently say these : "shut the fuck up, shut up, shoo, fuck off, diam chat, diam chat la tiu, st.johnner is like this one lor, want fight?, come fight la, dunno dun talk cock, go away, leave me alone, niamahai, pity your mother got a son like you, pity your family got a decendant like you, think you very geng meh?
5)they throw things around
6)they talk as if they're yelling
7)they would threaten to damage your sex organs.
8)they just slap you.
9)they show the beh-song face to you.
You see, St.Johnners race across this little globe to rescue and to give first aid to defenseless people who got injured, how noble, we must respect them.......you cannot talk bad about st.johnners you know, and they are also higher in terms of social class in SABS
I know, by reviving RBonFire using this, St.Johnners are bound to come hunt me down, because St.Johnners are holy people. We must not defile them, nor the holy name of st.John.
If someone in your house ever gets hurt, you can call these dedicated st.johnners. they will arrive right on time to provide first aid, by riding on this super st.johnner bike.
1)Saint Eric
number:0169302822
2)Saint Lum Man Houw (the cadet leader of SABS)
number:0169627129
3)Saint Loke
number:0179679390
These three holds the highest of powers of the highest of social hierarchy in SABS.
If you want a st.Johnner to constantly patrol your house, you can rasuah.....
So, life with st.john is always happy. Join st.john now!
St.Johnners:
WE REFUSE NONE WHO COME, BUT CHASE ALL WHO ABANDON US!!!!

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Another reason why RBonFIRE is not a blog.

I'm gonna say it again despite CK already said it once. Rbonfire is not a blog. You know why? Because rbonfire ALWAYS  tries to entertain it's readers. If you ever find anything displeasing or is offended by any post made here, do feel free to say so. 

We will not reply something bitchy like emo blogs who posts unmeaningful, boring, offending posts and when people insult their blog [which is the right thing to do, really and they should have known it when they created the post/the blog], they reply "this is my blog, I write what I want. Don't like it? Shut the fuck up and don't come to this blog."

No, we won't do that because this is a blog meant for entertaining people, not a blog which is "I write what I want". Rbonfire is here solely for the entertainment of others.

Constructive criticism is what that is needed if you want to improve something, in this case, rbonfire.

Friday, December 5, 2008

The old Tangki

Just compare this Tangki

to the tangki you know today
http://profiles.friendster.com/tangkiz

changed alot huh?

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sex service

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Sunday, November 30, 2008

RB on fire is not a blog

Rb on fire is not a blog, for chee kien's sake.....haiz.....

Let me clarify this...ok?

1)Blogs are for bitches who can't stand it if other's don't know about their lives, and losers and failures who can't get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Examples:
http://hazelwhd.blogspot.com/
http://oblivious-maan.blogspot.com/


2)Blogs are emo. they are fucking definitely emo. what the fuck?Just what the fuck is

http://readmyblogz.blogspot.com/? Oh, ok la, it's a blog after all, unlike the great RB on FIRE hor? And should you be wondering why such an EMO blog has so many view counts, it is because Posterofmyblogz is famous for his chivalry(more like ladylike or to tell the truth, bisexual)

3)Rb on fire is not a blog because it is not emo, does not come in fancy backgrounds, does not contain annoying music players which interrupts your computer's own music player, all posts are non story-telling posts and all posts are about things on FIRE, just like RB on Fire, or just like Jesus on cross. They all bear the same meaning. And Rb on Fire does not fucking care about any album release or movie release. Seriously, all of us would know when it is released so you don't have to blog about it, and therefore, by blogging about it you fail.

4) Rb on fire does not post things like http://alyssa-blah.blogspot.com/2008/11/shut-up-i-dont-want-to-listen-to-all-of.html. You know la, she hates RB on Fire......sad....everyone else loves RB on fire, right?haiz....

5) Rb on fire will post high quality tutorial posts, unlike this lame post, by a lame and childish little bitch

http://estherlwe.blogspot.com/2008/11/hohoho.html

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

FUCK U and SHE.

Here is the conversation between member C and xxx.Suddenly,our conversation get interrupt by a cibai fucking faggot.

member C:"Eh where did u buy [NOTE TO MEMBER C: NO PAST TENSE AFTER DID]the rubik's?"
xxx:(there's not enough time to let xxx speak,our conversation already get interrupt)
CibaiFuckingFaggot:"你的家..." [Translation because ah lun is a lala and typed mandarin words and turned this into a lala blog: your home]

here for the cibaifuckingfaggot:"Ha~ha~ha~ha~."

Nah, _l_.Why are u so over-reacting ?.Please lahh, next time when ppl is having a conversation with others and not YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),act like u don't knw anything. member c don't even know YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),don't even try to ban lan yeng.YOU are not lan yeng.I know that there was many girls right there,and you are trying to get their attention or you are so called as very ACTION. So sorry,I sense that you did not get their attention.You are FAIL .Failure.

NAH....failure,please shut your mouth off.(so sorry,i don't know that you are not a lala,so i changed it to english.)

http://profiles.friendster.com/79103417

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Friday, November 14, 2008

Once again.



Actually who is 'ban lan shuk',pictures show very obviously.Feel free to click and enlarge it!
No need to describe anymore.Picture will prove all the truth.Another issue is about the bitch who stole our pic without any permission.She never state picture source or any picture copyright,this is so called as supermegahype copybitch or people who do not have their creative mind.They think they are the original photographer and owner of the picture?! No,F-off bitch, readers will judge with thier eyes...rbonfire gt the greatest,creative,pure,artistic photographer with his highest complex technology of camera,producing the higest quality of picture which is bitch always get caught in our camera.

thanks.OFFTOPIC.

Member C finally spoken.

Actually,who is 'banlanshuk'?
here is the evidence.

-i agree wiv 'them' too. wth?!them?member A and wenyee dont even know her.



Hey,guys....nw,im here to teach y'all a word which is consider as high level bad word.
here is the high level bad word.Please pronounce bitch as 'B-i-r-c-h'.

Ok,nw i have to grasp this golden chance to talk about a bitch.I cnt use Birch to describe her here,i can only use bitch.BIRCH is for high level usage,nt very suit to use it here.

Bitch 'ban lan shuk' =.=!!!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

bitch vs bitch

So... recently, I've discovered a bitch's blog, although it had been there for quite a long time.


You know who is it. There's her camwhore photo all over the blog, and a ghost's photo in the header.

Anyway... 

if you look at this post, you'll notice that she's having a "warz" with another bitch, stealing one of our photos to insult her. That's as absurd as a giant frog swimming in freestyle.

Monday, November 10, 2008

A nice MMORPG game for you






































Perhaps, this is what you would see in your friend's PM during the holidays.







"OI, TANGKI!!! DOTA LOR!!!"





"NOOB HAI LAU!!!TONIGHT AH!!!DOTA!!!GGC!!"





"BOON!!!COME DOTA!!!"





"HAM RIC!!! DOTA!!!"










Seriously, what the fuck are they thinking? What fucking outdated taste do they have for gaming?





RBonFIRE introduces to you...THE OUTSIDE!!!






Forget about the lousy DOTA, which limits your character to only walking, attacking, buying items, casting spells, and kill enemies that will eventually be revived.
OUTSIDE is the best game ever.
1)Free To Play
It is free to play!!(however, cash items such as foods, pets, accomodation and tutorial fees are still charged throughout the game)
2)The infinite universe awaits you!!!
If you can conquer Earth, explore the UNIVERSE!!! Travel to the vast edges of the universe(if you can reach it), or travel back to the past(if you can find the legendary time machine, which is hidden behind the television screen.
3)Fully flexible NPC/AI
They are just like the players, you can touch them, feel them, kiss them, fuck them or just kill them.
4) Over 56400 jobs
Engineers, doctors, teachers, prostitutes, gigolos, salesman.......................................... every job has potential, just try your best to excel in it!!(note:you may only choose ONE job for ONE life, part-time jobs are still acceptable though)
5) Fully PVP
Maaaan, just fucking smash those ugly looking peoples up(such as desmond yong, kong chien yi, hazelwhd, rebecca....................)
6)Resolution
Varies according to player's eyesight.
Some screenshots
The peaceful land of Egycuador.
The cheapest resthouse, SABS' library
Player Thon Hern charging up his kamehameha
A fire mage casting "THE THREE SUNS" which triples their attacking capability.
A warrior's appearance after casting "STR UP" lvl 1
A lightning mage casting Thunderbolt
Player Soo Boon Wei dying.
The graduation of the soldier class