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Another reason why RBonFIRE is not a blog.

I'm gonna say it again despite CK already said it once. Rbonfire is not a blog. You know why? Because rbonfire ALWAYS  tries to entertain it's readers. If you ever find anything displeasing or is offended by any post made here, do feel free to say so. 

We will not reply something bitchy like emo blogs who posts unmeaningful, boring, offending posts and when people insult their blog [which is the right thing to do, really and they should have known it when they created the post/the blog], they reply "this is my blog, I write what I want. Don't like it? Shut the fuck up and don't come to this blog."

No, we won't do that because this is a blog meant for entertaining people, not a blog which is "I write what I want". Rbonfire is here solely for the entertainment of others.

Constructive criticism is what that is needed if you want to improve something, in this case, rbonfire.

The old Tangki

Just compare this Tangki

to the tangki you know today
http://profiles.friendster.com/tangkiz

changed alot huh?

Sex service

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RB on fire is not a blog

Rb on fire is not a blog, for chee kien's sake.....haiz.....

Let me clarify this...ok?

1)Blogs are for bitches who can't stand it if other's don't know about their lives, and losers and failures who can't get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Examples:
http://hazelwhd.blogspot.com/
http://oblivious-maan.blogspot.com/


2)Blogs are emo. they are fucking definitely emo. what the fuck?Just what the fuck is

http://readmyblogz.blogspot.com/? Oh, ok la, it's a blog after all, unlike the great RB on FIRE hor? And should you be wondering why such an EMO blog has so many view counts, it is because Posterofmyblogz is famous for his chivalry(more like ladylike or to tell the truth, bisexual)

3)Rb on fire is not a blog because it is not emo, does not come in fancy backgrounds, does not contain annoying music players which interrupts your computer's own music player, all posts are non story-telling posts and all posts are about things on FIRE, just like RB on Fire, or just like Jesus on cross. They all bear the same meaning. And Rb on Fire does not fucking care about any album release or movie release. Seriously, all of us would know when it is released so you don't have to blog about it, and therefore, by blogging about it you fail.

4) Rb on fire does not post things like http://alyssa-blah.blogspot.com/2008/11/shut-up-i-dont-want-to-listen-to-all-of.html. You know la, she hates RB on Fire......sad....everyone else loves RB on fire, right?haiz....

5) Rb on fire will post high quality tutorial posts, unlike this lame post, by a lame and childish little bitch

http://estherlwe.blogspot.com/2008/11/hohoho.html

FUCK U and SHE.

Here is the conversation between member C and xxx.Suddenly,our conversation get interrupt by a cibai fucking faggot.

member C:"Eh where did u buy [NOTE TO MEMBER C: NO PAST TENSE AFTER DID]the rubik's?"
xxx:(there's not enough time to let xxx speak,our conversation already get interrupt)
CibaiFuckingFaggot:"你的家..." [Translation because ah lun is a lala and typed mandarin words and turned this into a lala blog: your home]

here for the cibaifuckingfaggot:"Ha~ha~ha~ha~."

Nah, _l_.Why are u so over-reacting ?.Please lahh, next time when ppl is having a conversation with others and not YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),act like u don't knw anything. member c don't even know YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),don't even try to ban lan yeng.YOU are not lan yeng.I know that there was many girls right there,and you are trying to get their attention or you are so called as very ACTION. So sorry,I sense that you did not get their attention.You are FAIL .Failure.

NAH....failure,please shut your mouth off.(so sorry,i don't know that you are not a lala,so i changed it to english.)

http://profiles.friendster.com/79103417

Beware of Yit Loong n.2

BEHOLD!GAYCHOU!

Once again.

Actually who is 'ban lan shuk',pictures show very obviously.Feel free to click and enlarge it!
No need to describe anymore.Picture will prove all the truth.Another issue is about the bitch who stole our pic without any permission.She never state picture source or any picture copyright,this is so called as supermegahype copybitch or people who do not have their creative mind.They think they are the original photographer and owner of the picture?! No,F-off bitch, readers will judge with thier eyes...rbonfire gt the greatest,creative,pure,artistic photographer with his highest complex technology of camera,producing the higest quality of picture which is bitch always get caught in our camera.

thanks.OFFTOPIC.

Member C finally spoken.

Actually,who is 'banlanshuk'?
here is the evidence.

-i agree wiv 'them' too. wth?!them?member A and wenyee dont even know her.



Hey,guys....nw,im here to teach y'all a word which is consider as high level bad word.
here is the high level bad word.Please pronounce bitch as 'B-i-r-c-h'.

Ok,nw i have to grasp this golden chance to talk about a bitch.I cnt use Birch to describe her here,i can only use bitch.BIRCH is for high level usage,nt very suit to use it here.

Bitch 'ban lan shuk' =.=!!!

bitch vs bitch

So... recently, I've discovered a bitch's blog, although it had been there for quite a long time.

http://mayw0ngz.blogspot.com

You know who is it. There's her camwhore photo all over the blog, and a ghost's photo in the header.

Anyway... 

if you look at this post, you'll notice that she's having a "warz" with another bitch, stealing one of our photos to insult her. That's as absurd as a giant frog swimming in freestyle.

A nice MMORPG game for you

Perhaps, this is what you would see in your friend's PM during the holidays.

"OI, TANGKI!!! DOTA LOR!!!"

"NOOB HAI LAU!!!TONIGHT AH!!!DOTA!!!GGC!!"

"BOON!!!COME DOTA!!!"

"HAM RIC!!! DOTA!!!"

Seriously, what the fuck are they thinking? What fucking outdated taste do they have for gaming?

RBonFIRE introduces to you...THE OUTSIDE!!!

Forget about the lousy DOTA, which limits your character to only walking, attacking, buying items, casting spells, and kill enemies that will eventually be revived.

OUTSIDE is the best game ever.

1)Free To Play

It is free to play!!(however, cash items such as foods, pets, accomodation and tutorial fees are still charged throughout the game)

2)The infinite universe awaits you!!!

If you can conquer Earth, explore the UNIVERSE!!! Travel to the vast edges of the universe(if you can reach it), or travel back to the past(if you can find the legendary time machine, which is hidden behind the television screen.

3)Fully flexible NPC/AI

They are just like the players, you can touch them, feel them, kiss them, fuck them or just kill them.

4) Over 56400 jobs

Engineers, doctors, teachers, prostitutes, gigolos, salesman.......................................... every job has potential, just try your best to excel in it!!(note:you may only choose ONE job for ONE life, part-time jobs are still acceptable though)

5) Fully PVP

Maaaan, just fucking smash those ugly looking peoples up(such as desmond yong, kong chien yi, hazelwhd, rebecca....................)

6)Resolution

Varies according to player's eyesight.

Some screenshots

The peaceful land of Egycuador.

The cheapest resthouse, SABS' library

Player Thon Hern charging up his kamehameha

A fire mage casting "THE THREE SUNS" which triples their attacking capability.

A warrior's appearance after casting "STR UP" lvl 1

A lightning mage casting Thunderbolt

Player Soo Boon Wei dying.

The graduation of the soldier class

New Online game

Pussy Cat Doll rocks.

Can u recognize that who is spotted in the picture??Yes,this is the one who always reveal the examination question paper for students before exam.BUT please don't always rely on this kind of people.He will cause ur SPM get fail ......

Anyway,Pussy Cat Doll still Rocks even he got so much of his negative feedback.

Can a spoilt brat become a playboy?

Being fat, fugly, emo, and pimple-ful, Desmond Yong is such a failure....pity him lor....join his playboy and playgirl "crew" please.

Online dating personality test.

Here's something interesting I found out recently.

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

Go ahead and try it, it's quite fun. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you insert names and then the names go to my inbox.

Two of the questions in the test. Anyone who answers other than what I did is lying.

Anyway, I hope you don't get this result, although I'm sure SOME people will.

Example: This guy. If you're wondering, this is his friendster profiel http://profiles.friendster.com/51882395 Or this guy who talks to himself in the friendster bulletin board. this is his friendster profile if you're interested/curious >>> http://profiles.friendster.com/36529335 Also, it is inevitable that this group of people will get that result too, as they prefer to gamble despite the panoramic scenery at TC3. Aih..I can't get any girls and I lost all my fortune... I'm going to jump down to the sea.

If you did listen carefully, you can hear "someone" (It's actually Lee Ping) saying something about PMR. And yeah, everyone's a maths pro when it comes to $$$$.

Watch this one too.

Love Test

Try out this love test. Accurate and funny lol. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you put your crush name and it sends  to my email.

A camera's potential.

So i'm gonna skip the usual finctions of a camera such as taking sapshots of remarkable sights like this one...

















This is how RBonFire uses the camera.








1) Detecting a dark body cloaked in darkness under the nightsky.

So, without the flashlights, this is what our naked eyes can see in the dark.

Caleb and tangki are white, so we can see them with the unaided eye. But what's hiding behind that patch of darkness beside them?


TA DAA!!!!





We detected a black Navin cloaked under the darkness!!!





2) Make people look at the way you want them to

It's very simple, just raise the camera to chest level with the lens facing a random direction.

Notice the people looking away from the camera? It's not that they are shy and they try to avoid the camera, but they are curious a.k.a kay-poh.


Crowd: what???where is it???




Becareful, some bitches might get oversensitive a.k.a perasan

Bitch: ham sap lou keep taking my picture, diu...



Bitch: Enough liao la, just take my picture la....then leave.

3) Instill the idea of abduction by extraterrestrial biological entity into people's mind.(works only with flashlights on)
People would think they are being abducted by aliens from above their heads by detecting the flash of light.



Vincent: Oh diu, got alien want to abduct me and my rubik's cube?


4) Capture pictures of pictures.(works only with high quality cameras)


Ck: This way, i don't have to pay for the picture.

5) Kantoi gejala maksiat kat TC

What do you think they are doing?

RbonFire's request to all readers...

No matter where you are.....when is it........or whatever it takes.......whenever you come across such repugnant sight, just smash it into pieces....

just....do whatever you want....steal his tyres and burn them, steal his petrol, pop his tyres, or just steal it away....just....do it.

Under surveillence.

It did not took long for me to realise that rbonfire is being monitored by "secret agents" and "people standing behind me". Actually, I knew it after 1 week I created the blog.

this is actually seen when you open "Google Incognito"

So... Yeah, we're actually under great risk for all the "inappropriate" contents posted on this blog just for your viewing pleasure.

To minimise the risk, we must indentify who the secret agents and people standing behind me are. Luckily, CK was quick enough to take photo evidence of those who are suspected.

Suspect #1 Yit Loong

See his face also know la. That malicious look. Like going to rape you.

Yit Loong as seen acting to read Bio, but is actually spying on us.

He was also standing behind me, trying to spy on what I was typing.

Suspect #2: Waleed.

Acting like they were looking out the window and playing chess.

These aren't hairs on Waleed's arm. These are high-tech micro-cameras designed to look like hairs.