Wednesday, December 16, 2009

YOU WANNA TALK FOOD LET'S TALK




CROCODILES STONE COLD EAT BITCHES? KISS MY ASS BITCH!!

Can't take it anymore....




There's this......... monster in facebook threatening the internetz.






I can't take it anymore... I'm sure everyone are at their limits too...







Her photos are so dangerous that they are emitting gamma rays causing cancer to everyone. She could also turn maverick and be used as a weapon of mass destruction.

Her very presence is a blasphemy to God (send this message to Malaysia Belongs to Jesus and I Love Islam too, maybe they'll start a jihad and suicide bomb her), and a threat to the human gene pool.

I'm sure some hundred years later when cyber-archaeologists are digging up the history of cyberspace , they'll go WTF IS THIS SHIT, go on a rampage and rape everyone on earth. We don't want that to be happening now, do we?



It is in times like this, that we must unite and make a stance.

You know what to do.

REPORT THE FUCK OUT HER FACEBOOK PHOTOS.

SPAM IT SO THE ADMINS GET THE FUCKING POINT.

Make sure you faggots grow some balls to do it too. We need teamwork on this.


It's easy, just follow these 3 steps:









Alternatively, you could also spam her facebook wall with everything you know, porn, gore whatever, although her own facebook photo album is full with it already....


Spread this message to everyone you know, everywhere you go.

May Allah bless you (and grant you 72 virgins) for you have done a good deed and have saved the human gene pool from pollution.

so....


WHO'S WITH ME?


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Challenge.








ok i'm now presenting 3 challenges to all you faggots out there. Anyone has the balls to actually do it?



Upload this photo:




__________________________


and this photo:

protip: this is to make you smell better




_____________________________________



And this:


protip: this is for removing hair



if anyone actually did it, upload a screenshot and link as a proof, you'll be a certified with balls.






oh yeah... by the way, navin is a pussy without ballz


Monday, December 14, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

9 months ago ngorat people gf, 9 months later no pay rent



Self replenishing reservoir of attention



Here's a compilation of them.


God-level whoring.



HAHAHAHAHHAHA










fucking giving me eye cancer.




CK flirting ( he thinks we don't know about it )




Lastly... to cheer your day up with, here's FAGRIC.



Tenant from hell got chased out




9 December 2009- Goh Yit Loong who had rented a room in Kuantan Garden, had not paid the rent for at least 9 months, and had finally been chased out by the owner after his final SPM paper(chemistry 3) and he returned to Pekan.


Goh Yit Loong(17) from pekan, who switched from Pekan's Ahmad High School to Kuantan's SMK Sultan Abu Bakar(premier school) in 2008 to pursue a better quality of education, found his true vision to be veiled by his new friends on his first day when he was invited to gamble with them.


Since then, Goh Yit Loong had been gambling with them and picked up some bad habits such as wasting his money at a nearby cyber-cafe.





This picture was taken by the owner when he chased Goh out. Goh was trying to fight back but the owner had taser. Bad day for Goh.



Goh Yit Loong on his way back to pekan. Still had the mood to camwhore and put it on facebook eh?





Wednesday, December 9, 2009

05 DEC 14:15 on Saturday - Castle Age - Cronus the world hydra has been slain (ripoff)






























new me!!!...after d whole cronus is slain @ castle age....

wow........really feel like sleeping now......spent 3-4 day? I oso dunno haha, infront of the comp spamming invites to summon THE LAST STAND, CATAPULT and more .......thanks everyone who helped me defeat CRONUS!
haiz....sleep ler.....













i collected the required materials to summon cronus abt 10am after breakfast wid my computer n my e-penis....itz was raining heavily...










I was told that cronus has alot of HP, seriously, you must balance up your stamina and energy coz you need stamina to hit monsters, haha. then vincent asked me to help him in his battle against salvanas, but my stamina is running out, i must hit cronus as hard as i could,









500k damage.......hard lo.....5 stamina per hit, 1 hit dunno how many damage only......my stamina also quite low only nia,......balance with energy.....





I was told by the castle age gm tat i was d luckiest guy to fight cronus age of 17





I was "oh ok!!"


d GM kept chatting wif me..i felt as tho thr s sumthg wrong wid my account


then he asked me to go post my battle against Cronus on my facebook wall...to ask for help



shocked to c most of them who came 2 help me in my battle against Cronus were some sort of old fags at the age of 30-55



the GM..(some sort of fat european) n a chinese young guy from singapore who is at lvl 136 said to me.."u alweis hv strong will..so i will help you defeat Cronus.."..


i din hv opinion at tat moment..i was so nervous n had a shocked..HIS DAMAGE WAS FUCKING EPIC LOL!!!!





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after a few days...with a bunch of professional castle age players...i lo0ked at my game stats...



OMG!!!my Cronus had finally been slain!!!



i gained alot of EXP, epic loots and some rare items...



i had my lungs out.....



rili felt shocked..



The other GM, a chinese guy...hmmmm...he posted my name on the HALL OF FAME...



aftr so long.....it was finally d0ne..the GM asked for my MSN and had my photo sHot via webcam...







n yES!!i did learn hw to pose muahahahahah!evry pose of mine was determined by d GM


sexy,stylish,model like....oh lol~...smile til i was tiredtat was when i found out tat a model's job isnt as simple as evryone thinks


i had breakfast at in front of the comp again b4 i went 4 my SPM paper...shit, what subject was it? whatever la, slain cronus so happy nia


thanks everyone who helped





proof of ripoff http://joj0tjy.blogspot.com











Response:


and that bitch's blog made private.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Funniest shit i've read in a long time

Since there's this crap drought going on recently, it's been hard to find good quality crap