sheng ri kuai le~ (ripoff)

hey peoples!! it's 7th March yesterday!
Eric Phua Chun Sheng is finally 17!!

can driveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

so well, school was having this Gotong-royong Perdana. of course la Eric didn't go, go there tebang pokok diuniama. so Eric appreciated this Saturday very much and slept as much as Eric could because Eric always has to wake up early, even on Sunday diuniama.

but damn, there's 2 tuition on Saturday wtf. Mr. Leong's Account and Maziah's Bm tuition. but nvm la these 2 tuition quite enjoyable wan. and so.. Eric went to MGM with friends after tuition lor. Eric and friends ate pizza and had fun but too bad the atmostphere over there wasn't that happy because the desperate boys were upset over the bitches matter as some of the bitches changed their mind and went to contribute some photos here, although they promised to come flirt with Eric beforehand, and some desperate guys had mesyuarat agung to discuss how to goreng those bitches(refer to here to know how). but, oh well, without those bitches around, we could enjoy the fun even more as there would be no distraction for the pure fun.

we actually did nothing over there, just laughed out fucking loud in Pizzahut and made ourselves the center of attention, and the fun part was when Ryan Chong proposed to Eunieece and then everyone proposed to Eunieece lol omfgbbqsheep aww so sweet lol! :D
and then went to MegaBowl to play 10-pin bowling untill Eunieece and Ryan went back.

Then, vincent's phone rang

Mr.Hew: where are you?

Hew:I want to go to Eric's house

Mr.Hew:answer my fucking question, where are you?

Hew:we are walking there

Mr.Hew:OK i fetch you there.

Then, the total of 11 of us, including Mr.Hew and Mrs.Hew sqeezed into Mr.Hew's super transforming MYVi. The MYVi was so super, it can transform into mr.hew. At first, when I saw TWO mr.Hews, i thought it was his twin brother, but when he revealed a remote from his pockets, one of the MR.Hews began making wierd sounds. It transformed into a super MYVi within a blink of an eye.

Bored? let the pictures do the talking!

MegaBowl

look where the cocker was looking at

Vincent Hew~ Failing to strike! But ended up throwing the ball into another lane.

Soo Boon Wei, Eric, Kah King and Zhi Heng took turns playing Rockman-X

Vincent Hew, Ryan and the st.John spy camwhoring

Ryan asking for more mushroom soups

Half-naked in Eric's house.

Eric: who want's popcorn?

Watching porn while being half naked.

okay done. time to thank people lol.
thanks to Ryan chong, Eunieece teh, lee woei luen, soo boon wei, lee chee kien, hong kah king, tan lee ping, lim zhi heng, st.john spy loke wei jin and Eric phua. SPECIAL THANKS TO DEAR LUM MAN HOUW FOR WISHING ERIC PHUA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR LIKE, ONCE IN 1312857598309848942375089237 YEARS!
fuuh byknyer~
and also thanks to hoo suet chui for presenting Eric some carelessly and conveniently wrapped mentos as his present on Monday!that's all! thanks to all again. ;D

Happy 17th Birthday Eric Phua Chun Sheng!
wahahaha drive drive drive. ;D

special thanks to readmyblogz.blogspot.com. ripped off from there!=D

ALL HAIL THE St.Johnners

FROM this,

creepy looking st.johnners rushing to rescue a free-runner who fell from the peak of The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Pisa, from Jerusalem.

To THIS

cheerful St. Johnners posing before going to give a doll first aid.

and This,

st.john bitches who can't give themselves first aid after being raped.

or this,

st.johnners st.johnning in st.johnner mode.

If you still haven't noticed, St.Johnners are those who come and kay-poh when some mat-rempit or free-runner or even st.johnners themselves who

1)so coincidentally fainted in the middle of the street

2)got ran over by a car

3)fell down from the peak of the petronas twin towers,

4)broke their wrist by attempting do to an inverse-backflip-frontroll from the second floor.

5)saw someone fainting on the other side of the road, tried to reach the "casualty", but got ran over by a vehicle.

So, they will come, and

1)test the casualty's consciousness(by poking him, spamming the same words over and over again, threaten to mollest)

2)if there's no breathing, do the head-tilt-chin-lift-elevation-45 degrees, and start the CPR

3)just ignore you,and walk away

4)tear up your branded clothes just to look at your wounds, only to realise they can't do a shit,

5)spit on your wounds,

6)apply iodine to your wounds

7)try to stitch your wounds up, but they would usually just use a stapler to fix the openings.

8)if it's a scam, they will instantly activate St.JOHNNER-MODE

The St.Johnner Mode

Pimple pooling is one of the side-effects of activating the st.johnner mode.

The St.Johnner mode can only be acquired by st.Johnners. St.Johnner mode is triggered by certain stimuli, such as irritation, annoyance, dismay, anger, sorrow and their own incapability of performing a certain task, or even losing in a quarrel, or someone talking bad about st.john.

Once triggered,

1)they get emo

2)they get the inner fire buff, that increases attack rate by 11500% and attack damage by 3142857%

4)they would frequently say these : "shut the fuck up, shut up, shoo, fuck off, diam chat, diam chat la tiu, st.johnner is like this one lor, want fight?, come fight la, dunno dun talk cock, go away, leave me alone, niamahai, pity your mother got a son like you, pity your family got a decendant like you, think you very geng meh?

5)they throw things around

6)they talk as if they're yelling

7)they would threaten to damage your sex organs.

8)they just slap you.

9)they show the beh-song face to you.

You see, St.Johnners race across this little globe to rescue and to give first aid to defenseless people who got injured, how noble, we must respect them.......you cannot talk bad about st.johnners you know, and they are also higher in terms of social class in SABS

I know, by reviving RBonFire using this, St.Johnners are bound to come hunt me down, because St.Johnners are holy people. We must not defile them, nor the holy name of st.John.

If someone in your house ever gets hurt, you can call these dedicated st.johnners. they will arrive right on time to provide first aid, by riding on this super st.johnner bike.

1)Saint Eric

number:0169302822

2)Saint Lum Man Houw (the cadet leader of SABS)

number:0169627129

3)Saint Loke

number:0179679390

These three holds the highest of powers of the highest of social hierarchy in SABS.

If you want a st.Johnner to constantly patrol your house, you can rasuah.....

So, life with st.john is always happy. Join st.john now!

St.Johnners:

WE REFUSE NONE WHO COME, BUT CHASE ALL WHO ABANDON US!!!!