Being fat, fugly, emo, and pimple-ful, Desmond Yong is such a failure....pity him lor....join his playboy and playgirl "crew" please.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Online dating personality test.
Go ahead and try it, it's quite fun. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you insert names and then the names go to my inbox.
Two of the questions in the test. Anyone who answers other than what I did is lying.
Example: This guy. Or this guy who talks to himself in the friendster bulletin board.     this is his friendster profile if you're interested/curious >>> http://profiles.friendster.com/36529335 Also, it is inevitable that this group of people will get that result too, as they prefer to gamble despite the panoramic scenery at TC3.  |
If you did listen carefully, you can hear "someone" (It's actually Lee Ping) saying something about PMR. And yeah, everyone's a maths pro when it comes to $$$$.
Watch this one too.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Love Test
Try out this love test. Accurate and funny lol. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you put your crush name and it sends to my email.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
A camera's potential.
So i'm gonna skip the usual finctions of a camera such as taking sapshots of remarkable sights like this one...
This is how RBonFire uses the camera.
1) Detecting a dark body cloaked in darkness under the nightsky.
Caleb and tangki are white, so we can see them with the unaided eye. But what's hiding behind that patch of darkness beside them?
TA DAA!!!!
We detected a black Navin cloaked under the darkness!!!
2) Make people look at the way you want them to
It's very simple, just raise the camera to chest level with the lens facing a random direction.
Notice the people looking away from the camera? It's not that they are shy and they try to avoid the camera, but they are curious a.k.a kay-poh.
Crowd: what???where is it???
Becareful, some bitches might get oversensitive a.k.a perasan
Bitch: ham sap lou keep taking my picture, diu...
Bitch: Enough liao la, just take my picture la....then leave.
3) Instill the idea of abduction by extraterrestrial biological entity into people's mind.(works only with flashlights on)
People would think they are being abducted by aliens from above their heads by detecting the flash of light.
Vincent: Oh diu, got alien want to abduct me and my rubik's cube?
4) Capture pictures of pictures.(works only with high quality cameras)
Ck: This way, i don't have to pay for the picture.
5) Kantoi gejala maksiat kat TC
What do you think they are doing?
This is how RBonFire uses the camera.
1) Detecting a dark body cloaked in darkness under the nightsky.
So, without the flashlights, this is what our naked eyes can see in the dark.
Caleb and tangki are white, so we can see them with the unaided eye. But what's hiding behind that patch of darkness beside them?
TA DAA!!!!
We detected a black Navin cloaked under the darkness!!!
2) Make people look at the way you want them to
It's very simple, just raise the camera to chest level with the lens facing a random direction.
Notice the people looking away from the camera? It's not that they are shy and they try to avoid the camera, but they are curious a.k.a kay-poh.
Crowd: what???where is it???
Becareful, some bitches might get oversensitive a.k.a perasan
Bitch: ham sap lou keep taking my picture, diu...
Bitch: Enough liao la, just take my picture la....then leave.
3) Instill the idea of abduction by extraterrestrial biological entity into people's mind.(works only with flashlights on)
People would think they are being abducted by aliens from above their heads by detecting the flash of light.
Vincent: Oh diu, got alien want to abduct me and my rubik's cube?
4) Capture pictures of pictures.(works only with high quality cameras)
Ck: This way, i don't have to pay for the picture.
5) Kantoi gejala maksiat kat TC
What do you think they are doing?
RbonFire's request to all readers...
No matter where you are.....when is it........or whatever it takes.......whenever you come across such repugnant sight, just smash it into pieces....
just....do whatever you want....steal his tyres and burn them, steal his petrol, pop his tyres, or just steal it away....just....do it.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Under surveillence.
It did not took long for me to realise that rbonfire is being monitored by "secret agents" and "people standing behind me". Actually, I knew it after 1 week I created the blog.
So... Yeah, we're actually under great risk for all the "inappropriate" contents posted on this blog just for your viewing pleasure.
To minimise the risk, we must indentify who the secret agents and people standing behind me are. Luckily, CK was quick enough to take photo evidence of those who are suspected.
Suspect #1 Yit Loong
See his face also know la. That malicious look. Like going to rape you.
Yit Loong as seen acting to read Bio, but is actually spying on us.
He was also standing behind me, trying to spy on what I was typing.
Suspect #2: Waleed.
Acting like they were looking out the window and playing chess.
These aren't hairs on Waleed's arm. These are high-tech micro-cameras designed to look like hairs.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Legendary Bowlers
Hail these four legendary bowlers
Lee Chee Kien, Benjamin Lee, Tony Eng and Jimmy aka Belwin Tai Zhi Ye
A scintillating battle of the bowlers evoked epic lulz and rbonfireness.
Lee Chee Kien, Benjamin Lee, Tony Eng and Jimmy aka Belwin Tai Zhi Ye
A scintillating battle of the bowlers evoked epic lulz and rbonfireness.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Suicide letter of Maan
Remember the guy who wanted to suicide?
Apparantly, he isn't dead yet as he was seen posting bulletins in friendster recently, despite already burying him on his funeral.
Anyway, so I opened it and...
At first my reaction was FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK kena scam into opening stupid chainmails.
But upon deeper inspection, I found out the "If you don't repost this, you will die tonight". Damn, why did he repost?
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