FROM this,
creepy looking st.johnners rushing to rescue a free-runner who fell from the peak of The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Pisa, from Jerusalem.
To THIS
cheerful St. Johnners posing before going to give a doll first aid.
and This,
st.john bitches who can't give themselves first aid after being raped.
or this,
st.johnners st.johnning in st.johnner mode.
If you still haven't noticed, St.Johnners are those who come and kay-poh when some mat-rempit or free-runner or even st.johnners themselves who
1)so coincidentally fainted in the middle of the street
2)got ran over by a car
3)fell down from the peak of the petronas twin towers,
4)broke their wrist by attempting do to an inverse-backflip-frontroll from the second floor.
5)saw someone fainting on the other side of the road, tried to reach the "casualty", but got ran over by a vehicle.
So, they will come, and
1)test the casualty's consciousness(by poking him, spamming the same words over and over again, threaten to mollest)
2)if there's no breathing, do the head-tilt-chin-lift-elevation-45 degrees, and start the CPR
3)just ignore you,and walk away
4)tear up your branded clothes just to look at your wounds, only to realise they can't do a shit,
5)spit on your wounds,
6)apply iodine to your wounds
7)try to stitch your wounds up, but they would usually just use a stapler to fix the openings.
8)if it's a scam, they will instantly activate St.JOHNNER-MODE
The St.Johnner Mode
Pimple pooling is one of the side-effects of activating the st.johnner mode.
The St.Johnner mode can only be acquired by st.Johnners. St.Johnner mode is triggered by certain stimuli, such as irritation, annoyance, dismay, anger, sorrow and their own incapability of performing a certain task, or even losing in a quarrel, or someone talking bad about st.john.
Once triggered,
1)they get emo
2)they get the inner fire buff, that increases attack rate by 11500% and attack damage by 3142857%
4)they would frequently say these : "shut the fuck up, shut up, shoo, fuck off, diam chat, diam chat la tiu, st.johnner is like this one lor, want fight?, come fight la, dunno dun talk cock, go away, leave me alone, niamahai, pity your mother got a son like you, pity your family got a decendant like you, think you very geng meh?
5)they throw things around
6)they talk as if they're yelling
7)they would threaten to damage your sex organs.
8)they just slap you.
9)they show the beh-song face to you.
You see, St.Johnners race across this little globe to rescue and to give first aid to defenseless people who got injured, how noble, we must respect them.......you cannot talk bad about st.johnners you know, and they are also higher in terms of social class in SABS
I know, by reviving RBonFire using this, St.Johnners are bound to come hunt me down, because St.Johnners are holy people. We must not defile them, nor the holy name of st.John.
If someone in your house ever gets hurt, you can call these dedicated st.johnners. they will arrive right on time to provide first aid, by riding on this super st.johnner bike.
1)Saint Eric
number:0169302822
2)Saint Lum Man Houw (the cadet leader of SABS)
number:0169627129
3)Saint Loke
number:0179679390
These three holds the highest of powers of the highest of social hierarchy in SABS.
If you want a st.Johnner to constantly patrol your house, you can rasuah.....
So, life with st.john is always happy. Join st.john now!
St.Johnners:
WE REFUSE NONE WHO COME, BUT CHASE ALL WHO ABANDON US!!!!
