Being fat, fugly, emo, and pimple-ful, Desmond Yong is such a failure....pity him lor....join his playboy and playgirl "crew" please.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Online dating personality test.
Go ahead and try it, it's quite fun. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you insert names and then the names go to my inbox.
Two of the questions in the test. Anyone who answers other than what I did is lying.
Example: This guy. Or this guy who talks to himself in the friendster bulletin board.     this is his friendster profile if you're interested/curious >>> http://profiles.friendster.com/36529335 Also, it is inevitable that this group of people will get that result too, as they prefer to gamble despite the panoramic scenery at TC3.  |
If you did listen carefully, you can hear "someone" (It's actually Lee Ping) saying something about PMR. And yeah, everyone's a maths pro when it comes to $$$$.
Watch this one too.
Monday, October 20, 2008
Love Test
Try out this love test. Accurate and funny lol. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you put your crush name and it sends to my email.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
A camera's potential.
So i'm gonna skip the usual finctions of a camera such as taking sapshots of remarkable sights like this one...
This is how RBonFire uses the camera.
1) Detecting a dark body cloaked in darkness under the nightsky.
Caleb and tangki are white, so we can see them with the unaided eye. But what's hiding behind that patch of darkness beside them?
TA DAA!!!!
We detected a black Navin cloaked under the darkness!!!
2) Make people look at the way you want them to
It's very simple, just raise the camera to chest level with the lens facing a random direction.
Notice the people looking away from the camera? It's not that they are shy and they try to avoid the camera, but they are curious a.k.a kay-poh.
Crowd: what???where is it???
Becareful, some bitches might get oversensitive a.k.a perasan
Bitch: ham sap lou keep taking my picture, diu...
Bitch: Enough liao la, just take my picture la....then leave.
3) Instill the idea of abduction by extraterrestrial biological entity into people's mind.(works only with flashlights on)
People would think they are being abducted by aliens from above their heads by detecting the flash of light.
Vincent: Oh diu, got alien want to abduct me and my rubik's cube?
4) Capture pictures of pictures.(works only with high quality cameras)
Ck: This way, i don't have to pay for the picture.
5) Kantoi gejala maksiat kat TC
What do you think they are doing?
This is how RBonFire uses the camera.
1) Detecting a dark body cloaked in darkness under the nightsky.
So, without the flashlights, this is what our naked eyes can see in the dark.
Caleb and tangki are white, so we can see them with the unaided eye. But what's hiding behind that patch of darkness beside them?
TA DAA!!!!
We detected a black Navin cloaked under the darkness!!!
2) Make people look at the way you want them to
It's very simple, just raise the camera to chest level with the lens facing a random direction.
Notice the people looking away from the camera? It's not that they are shy and they try to avoid the camera, but they are curious a.k.a kay-poh.
Crowd: what???where is it???
Becareful, some bitches might get oversensitive a.k.a perasan
Bitch: ham sap lou keep taking my picture, diu...
Bitch: Enough liao la, just take my picture la....then leave.
3) Instill the idea of abduction by extraterrestrial biological entity into people's mind.(works only with flashlights on)
People would think they are being abducted by aliens from above their heads by detecting the flash of light.
Vincent: Oh diu, got alien want to abduct me and my rubik's cube?
4) Capture pictures of pictures.(works only with high quality cameras)
Ck: This way, i don't have to pay for the picture.
5) Kantoi gejala maksiat kat TC
What do you think they are doing?
RbonFire's request to all readers...
No matter where you are.....when is it........or whatever it takes.......whenever you come across such repugnant sight, just smash it into pieces....
just....do whatever you want....steal his tyres and burn them, steal his petrol, pop his tyres, or just steal it away....just....do it.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Under surveillence.
It did not took long for me to realise that rbonfire is being monitored by "secret agents" and "people standing behind me". Actually, I knew it after 1 week I created the blog.
So... Yeah, we're actually under great risk for all the "inappropriate" contents posted on this blog just for your viewing pleasure.
To minimise the risk, we must indentify who the secret agents and people standing behind me are. Luckily, CK was quick enough to take photo evidence of those who are suspected.
Suspect #1 Yit Loong
See his face also know la. That malicious look. Like going to rape you.
Yit Loong as seen acting to read Bio, but is actually spying on us.
He was also standing behind me, trying to spy on what I was typing.
Suspect #2: Waleed.
Acting like they were looking out the window and playing chess.
These aren't hairs on Waleed's arm. These are high-tech micro-cameras designed to look like hairs.
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Legendary Bowlers
Hail these four legendary bowlers
Lee Chee Kien, Benjamin Lee, Tony Eng and Jimmy aka Belwin Tai Zhi Ye
A scintillating battle of the bowlers evoked epic lulz and rbonfireness.
Lee Chee Kien, Benjamin Lee, Tony Eng and Jimmy aka Belwin Tai Zhi Ye
A scintillating battle of the bowlers evoked epic lulz and rbonfireness.
Friday, October 3, 2008
Suicide letter of Maan
Remember the guy who wanted to suicide?
Apparantly, he isn't dead yet as he was seen posting bulletins in friendster recently, despite already burying him on his funeral.
Anyway, so I opened it and...
At first my reaction was FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK kena scam into opening stupid chainmails.
But upon deeper inspection, I found out the "If you don't repost this, you will die tonight". Damn, why did he repost?
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Gays.
he gay problem has yet again arisen.
Eric: Hi cutie, wanna come sit and eat McD with me??
Demonhor: Yes!! I'm coming!! Wait for me!!
Hui Shun: Don't go to Eric!! Come with me, I teach you Add Maths!!
Demonhor: Waaa, why you so geng one??
Eric got super pissed and dulan cause Hui Shun stole his bf.
Eric: Cb, find your own partner la... _|_
Infuriated, he went to sit with Ah Lun and rant about his love life, while Lun is clearly ignoring him.
Eric: mcb ccb ffdjfiojfqirjpewqrsadfsa
Lun: Diam lah, eating burger la. Drink your coke la talk so much.
Eric: .....
Determined, he went off the find a new one. With his cute face, he found one in the next minute.
Eric: Yer, this 1 not ngam.
Devastated by the rejection, Soo Boon Wei went to EMO and ate alone at McD.
Boon: Nobody want be friends with me T.T
He also slitted his own wrist and became a hardcore EMO.
Seeing this, Ronald McDonald went out to help him.
Ronald McDonald: It's okay man, it's okay. Don't cry, I'll be your friend =D
Boon: Really?!?!?
The next moment, they were making out already. So fast.
Let's leave them alone, ok?
Eric went to look for another one and finally found one.
Eric: Wa!!! So cute 1!! I want!!
Together, they went to TC3 with a bunch of other people who got influenced and became gay also and held a gay orgy there.
Ah Lun: Ooh.. yeah... aaah...
But still.. the champion goes to CK. He was sun basking in the open, naked.
Some "lucky" passerby saw his act of bravery and open-mindedness.
Heng: Wei!! got people naked!! Faster look there!!
After the video was widely spread, CK soon became a pornstar and a rockstar combined together
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Pro pen spinners of SABS
Pen spinning is a form of object manipulation that involves the deft manipulation of a writing instrument with one's hands. Although it is often considered a form of self-entertainment, multinational competitions and meetings are sometimes held.
The talent of pen spinning that lies dormant within the very fingers of Loke Wei Jin, has finally been observed.
Loke Wei Jin, talented pen spinner
loke: yoyo whassup, i'm the pro pen spinner of SABS
Utilising his deft fingers, he can flirt.
With great succession.
JJ wong is infatuated
However, Wei Jin was an eccentric, ascetic, autistic and introvert untill 'someone' discovered his talents.
loke wei jin, as seen showing reluctance in displaying his pen spinning skills.
(remember this picture from "The Comic That Makes No Sense" ?)
Both are Wei Jin's signature move.
And the World's fastest pen spinning ever observed. The pen spins with such great velocity that even surpasses the speed of light, which causes it to be invisible to the camera and the naked eye. However, the shadow can still be seen. This is a strange phenomena in physics.
Wei Jin has also influenced his friends to pen spinning.
Do not consider the hand gesture to be profane. Wei Jin is teaching these people the correct movesets.
The dreamer.......
Yit Loong spinning an imaginary pen. In his imagination, he is performing Wei Jin's signature move
Whilst the other students are bored to death/slumber/idiocy after finishing the civics test paper, Daniel happily spins his pen.
The talent of pen spinning that lies dormant within the very fingers of Loke Wei Jin, has finally been observed.
Loke Wei Jin, talented pen spinner
loke: yoyo whassup, i'm the pro pen spinner of SABS
Utilising his deft fingers, he can flirt.
With great succession.
JJ wong is infatuated
However, Wei Jin was an eccentric, ascetic, autistic and introvert untill 'someone' discovered his talents.
loke wei jin, as seen showing reluctance in displaying his pen spinning skills.
(remember this picture from "The Comic That Makes No Sense" ?)
Now, being extroverted and sociable, Wei Jin is the Pen Spinning tutor of SABS.
blase wei jin about to grab the pen and perform as low graded pen spinners like Daniel attempt to spin a pen.
Wei Jin spins pen with such agility. The picture below shows Wei Jin performing his signature skill, "THE SONIC".
Both are Wei Jin's signature move.
And the World's fastest pen spinning ever observed. The pen spins with such great velocity that even surpasses the speed of light, which causes it to be invisible to the camera and the naked eye. However, the shadow can still be seen. This is a strange phenomena in physics.
Wei Jin has also influenced his friends to pen spinning.
Do not consider the hand gesture to be profane. Wei Jin is teaching these people the correct movesets.
The dreamer.......
Yit Loong spinning an imaginary pen. In his imagination, he is performing Wei Jin's signature move
Pen Spinning as a leisure activity.
P.S. , Pen Spinning, does not require a hefty sum of money like the electric guitar. All you need is a stick-like stick, which resembles a pen, or a pen. And it can be played anywhere, unlike the electric guitar. And it also does not produce racket or noise pollution, like the electric guitar.Whilst the other students are bored to death/slumber/idiocy after finishing the civics test paper, Daniel happily spins his pen.
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