New blog link

I'm sorry we didn't announce that we have created a new blog with the link

http://lovelyprincez.blogspot.com

we have been updating there since februrary so make sure to go through all posts.

and remember to comment or leave a msg at the cbox(if it's available)

sheng ri kuai le~ (ripoff)

hey peoples!! it's 7th March yesterday!
Eric Phua Chun Sheng is finally 17!!

can driveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! :D

so well, school was having this Gotong-royong Perdana. of course la Eric didn't go, go there tebang pokok diuniama. so Eric appreciated this Saturday very much and slept as much as Eric could because Eric always has to wake up early, even on Sunday diuniama.

but damn, there's 2 tuition on Saturday wtf. Mr. Leong's Account and Maziah's Bm tuition. but nvm la these 2 tuition quite enjoyable wan. and so.. Eric went to MGM with friends after tuition lor. Eric and friends ate pizza and had fun but too bad the atmostphere over there wasn't that happy because the desperate boys were upset over the bitches matter as some of the bitches changed their mind and went to contribute some photos here, although they promised to come flirt with Eric beforehand, and some desperate guys had mesyuarat agung to discuss how to goreng those bitches(refer to here to know how). but, oh well, without those bitches around, we could enjoy the fun even more as there would be no distraction for the pure fun.

we actually did nothing over there, just laughed out fucking loud in Pizzahut and made ourselves the center of attention, and the fun part was when Ryan Chong proposed to Eunieece and then everyone proposed to Eunieece lol omfgbbqsheep aww so sweet lol! :D
and then went to MegaBowl to play 10-pin bowling untill Eunieece and Ryan went back.

Then, vincent's phone rang

Mr.Hew: where are you?

Hew:I want to go to Eric's house

Mr.Hew:answer my fucking question, where are you?

Hew:we are walking there

Mr.Hew:OK i fetch you there.

Then, the total of 11 of us, including Mr.Hew and Mrs.Hew sqeezed into Mr.Hew's super transforming MYVi. The MYVi was so super, it can transform into mr.hew. At first, when I saw TWO mr.Hews, i thought it was his twin brother, but when he revealed a remote from his pockets, one of the MR.Hews began making wierd sounds. It transformed into a super MYVi within a blink of an eye.

Bored? let the pictures do the talking!

MegaBowl

look where the cocker was looking at

Vincent Hew~ Failing to strike! But ended up throwing the ball into another lane.

Soo Boon Wei, Eric, Kah King and Zhi Heng took turns playing Rockman-X

Vincent Hew, Ryan and the st.John spy camwhoring

Ryan asking for more mushroom soups

Half-naked in Eric's house.

Eric: who want's popcorn?

Watching porn while being half naked.

okay done. time to thank people lol.
thanks to Ryan chong, Eunieece teh, lee woei luen, soo boon wei, lee chee kien, hong kah king, tan lee ping, lim zhi heng, st.john spy loke wei jin and Eric phua. SPECIAL THANKS TO DEAR LUM MAN HOUW FOR WISHING ERIC PHUA HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR LIKE, ONCE IN 1312857598309848942375089237 YEARS!
fuuh byknyer~
and also thanks to hoo suet chui for presenting Eric some carelessly and conveniently wrapped mentos as his present on Monday!that's all! thanks to all again. ;D

Happy 17th Birthday Eric Phua Chun Sheng!
wahahaha drive drive drive. ;D

special thanks to readmyblogz.blogspot.com. ripped off from there!=D

ALL HAIL THE St.Johnners

FROM this,

creepy looking st.johnners rushing to rescue a free-runner who fell from the peak of The Leaning Tower of Pisa in Pisa, from Jerusalem.

To THIS

cheerful St. Johnners posing before going to give a doll first aid.

and This,

st.john bitches who can't give themselves first aid after being raped.

or this,

st.johnners st.johnning in st.johnner mode.

If you still haven't noticed, St.Johnners are those who come and kay-poh when some mat-rempit or free-runner or even st.johnners themselves who

1)so coincidentally fainted in the middle of the street

2)got ran over by a car

3)fell down from the peak of the petronas twin towers,

4)broke their wrist by attempting do to an inverse-backflip-frontroll from the second floor.

5)saw someone fainting on the other side of the road, tried to reach the "casualty", but got ran over by a vehicle.

So, they will come, and

1)test the casualty's consciousness(by poking him, spamming the same words over and over again, threaten to mollest)

2)if there's no breathing, do the head-tilt-chin-lift-elevation-45 degrees, and start the CPR

3)just ignore you,and walk away

4)tear up your branded clothes just to look at your wounds, only to realise they can't do a shit,

5)spit on your wounds,

6)apply iodine to your wounds

7)try to stitch your wounds up, but they would usually just use a stapler to fix the openings.

8)if it's a scam, they will instantly activate St.JOHNNER-MODE

The St.Johnner Mode

Pimple pooling is one of the side-effects of activating the st.johnner mode.

The St.Johnner mode can only be acquired by st.Johnners. St.Johnner mode is triggered by certain stimuli, such as irritation, annoyance, dismay, anger, sorrow and their own incapability of performing a certain task, or even losing in a quarrel, or someone talking bad about st.john.

Once triggered,

1)they get emo

2)they get the inner fire buff, that increases attack rate by 11500% and attack damage by 3142857%

4)they would frequently say these : "shut the fuck up, shut up, shoo, fuck off, diam chat, diam chat la tiu, st.johnner is like this one lor, want fight?, come fight la, dunno dun talk cock, go away, leave me alone, niamahai, pity your mother got a son like you, pity your family got a decendant like you, think you very geng meh?

5)they throw things around

6)they talk as if they're yelling

7)they would threaten to damage your sex organs.

8)they just slap you.

9)they show the beh-song face to you.

You see, St.Johnners race across this little globe to rescue and to give first aid to defenseless people who got injured, how noble, we must respect them.......you cannot talk bad about st.johnners you know, and they are also higher in terms of social class in SABS

I know, by reviving RBonFire using this, St.Johnners are bound to come hunt me down, because St.Johnners are holy people. We must not defile them, nor the holy name of st.John.

If someone in your house ever gets hurt, you can call these dedicated st.johnners. they will arrive right on time to provide first aid, by riding on this super st.johnner bike.

1)Saint Eric

number:0169302822

2)Saint Lum Man Houw (the cadet leader of SABS)

number:0169627129

3)Saint Loke

number:0179679390

These three holds the highest of powers of the highest of social hierarchy in SABS.

If you want a st.Johnner to constantly patrol your house, you can rasuah.....

So, life with st.john is always happy. Join st.john now!

St.Johnners:

WE REFUSE NONE WHO COME, BUT CHASE ALL WHO ABANDON US!!!!

Don't want to be Asian?

Animals may get sick.

Another reason why RBonFIRE is not a blog.

I'm gonna say it again despite CK already said it once. Rbonfire is not a blog. You know why? Because rbonfire ALWAYS  tries to entertain it's readers. If you ever find anything displeasing or is offended by any post made here, do feel free to say so. 

We will not reply something bitchy like emo blogs who posts unmeaningful, boring, offending posts and when people insult their blog [which is the right thing to do, really and they should have known it when they created the post/the blog], they reply "this is my blog, I write what I want. Don't like it? Shut the fuck up and don't come to this blog."

No, we won't do that because this is a blog meant for entertaining people, not a blog which is "I write what I want". Rbonfire is here solely for the entertainment of others.

Constructive criticism is what that is needed if you want to improve something, in this case, rbonfire.

The old Tangki

Just compare this Tangki

to the tangki you know today
http://profiles.friendster.com/tangkiz

changed alot huh?

Sex service

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RB on fire is not a blog

Rb on fire is not a blog, for chee kien's sake.....haiz.....

Let me clarify this...ok?

1)Blogs are for bitches who can't stand it if other's don't know about their lives, and losers and failures who can't get a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Examples:
http://hazelwhd.blogspot.com/
http://oblivious-maan.blogspot.com/


2)Blogs are emo. they are fucking definitely emo. what the fuck?Just what the fuck is

http://readmyblogz.blogspot.com/? Oh, ok la, it's a blog after all, unlike the great RB on FIRE hor? And should you be wondering why such an EMO blog has so many view counts, it is because Posterofmyblogz is famous for his chivalry(more like ladylike or to tell the truth, bisexual)

3)Rb on fire is not a blog because it is not emo, does not come in fancy backgrounds, does not contain annoying music players which interrupts your computer's own music player, all posts are non story-telling posts and all posts are about things on FIRE, just like RB on Fire, or just like Jesus on cross. They all bear the same meaning. And Rb on Fire does not fucking care about any album release or movie release. Seriously, all of us would know when it is released so you don't have to blog about it, and therefore, by blogging about it you fail.

4) Rb on fire does not post things like http://alyssa-blah.blogspot.com/2008/11/shut-up-i-dont-want-to-listen-to-all-of.html. You know la, she hates RB on Fire......sad....everyone else loves RB on fire, right?haiz....

5) Rb on fire will post high quality tutorial posts, unlike this lame post, by a lame and childish little bitch

http://estherlwe.blogspot.com/2008/11/hohoho.html

FUCK U and SHE.

Here is the conversation between member C and xxx.Suddenly,our conversation get interrupt by a cibai fucking faggot.

member C:"Eh where did u buy [NOTE TO MEMBER C: NO PAST TENSE AFTER DID]the rubik's?"
xxx:(there's not enough time to let xxx speak,our conversation already get interrupt)
CibaiFuckingFaggot:"你的家..." [Translation because ah lun is a lala and typed mandarin words and turned this into a lala blog: your home]

here for the cibaifuckingfaggot:"Ha~ha~ha~ha~."

Nah, _l_.Why are u so over-reacting ?.Please lahh, next time when ppl is having a conversation with others and not YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),act like u don't knw anything. member c don't even know YOU (the cibaifuckingfaggot),don't even try to ban lan yeng.YOU are not lan yeng.I know that there was many girls right there,and you are trying to get their attention or you are so called as very ACTION. So sorry,I sense that you did not get their attention.You are FAIL .Failure.

NAH....failure,please shut your mouth off.(so sorry,i don't know that you are not a lala,so i changed it to english.)

http://profiles.friendster.com/79103417

Beware of Yit Loong n.2

BEHOLD!GAYCHOU!

Once again.

Actually who is 'ban lan shuk',pictures show very obviously.Feel free to click and enlarge it!
No need to describe anymore.Picture will prove all the truth.Another issue is about the bitch who stole our pic without any permission.She never state picture source or any picture copyright,this is so called as supermegahype copybitch or people who do not have their creative mind.They think they are the original photographer and owner of the picture?! No,F-off bitch, readers will judge with thier eyes...rbonfire gt the greatest,creative,pure,artistic photographer with his highest complex technology of camera,producing the higest quality of picture which is bitch always get caught in our camera.

thanks.OFFTOPIC.

Member C finally spoken.

Actually,who is 'banlanshuk'?
here is the evidence.

-i agree wiv 'them' too. wth?!them?member A and wenyee dont even know her.



Hey,guys....nw,im here to teach y'all a word which is consider as high level bad word.
here is the high level bad word.Please pronounce bitch as 'B-i-r-c-h'.

Ok,nw i have to grasp this golden chance to talk about a bitch.I cnt use Birch to describe her here,i can only use bitch.BIRCH is for high level usage,nt very suit to use it here.

Bitch 'ban lan shuk' =.=!!!

bitch vs bitch

So... recently, I've discovered a bitch's blog, although it had been there for quite a long time.

http://mayw0ngz.blogspot.com

You know who is it. There's her camwhore photo all over the blog, and a ghost's photo in the header.

Anyway... 

if you look at this post, you'll notice that she's having a "warz" with another bitch, stealing one of our photos to insult her. That's as absurd as a giant frog swimming in freestyle.

A nice MMORPG game for you

Perhaps, this is what you would see in your friend's PM during the holidays.

"OI, TANGKI!!! DOTA LOR!!!"

"NOOB HAI LAU!!!TONIGHT AH!!!DOTA!!!GGC!!"

"BOON!!!COME DOTA!!!"

"HAM RIC!!! DOTA!!!"

Seriously, what the fuck are they thinking? What fucking outdated taste do they have for gaming?

RBonFIRE introduces to you...THE OUTSIDE!!!

Forget about the lousy DOTA, which limits your character to only walking, attacking, buying items, casting spells, and kill enemies that will eventually be revived.

OUTSIDE is the best game ever.

1)Free To Play

It is free to play!!(however, cash items such as foods, pets, accomodation and tutorial fees are still charged throughout the game)

2)The infinite universe awaits you!!!

If you can conquer Earth, explore the UNIVERSE!!! Travel to the vast edges of the universe(if you can reach it), or travel back to the past(if you can find the legendary time machine, which is hidden behind the television screen.

3)Fully flexible NPC/AI

They are just like the players, you can touch them, feel them, kiss them, fuck them or just kill them.

4) Over 56400 jobs

Engineers, doctors, teachers, prostitutes, gigolos, salesman.......................................... every job has potential, just try your best to excel in it!!(note:you may only choose ONE job for ONE life, part-time jobs are still acceptable though)

5) Fully PVP

Maaaan, just fucking smash those ugly looking peoples up(such as desmond yong, kong chien yi, hazelwhd, rebecca....................)

6)Resolution

Varies according to player's eyesight.

Some screenshots

The peaceful land of Egycuador.

The cheapest resthouse, SABS' library

Player Thon Hern charging up his kamehameha

A fire mage casting "THE THREE SUNS" which triples their attacking capability.

A warrior's appearance after casting "STR UP" lvl 1

A lightning mage casting Thunderbolt

Player Soo Boon Wei dying.

The graduation of the soldier class

New Online game

Pussy Cat Doll rocks.

Can u recognize that who is spotted in the picture??Yes,this is the one who always reveal the examination question paper for students before exam.BUT please don't always rely on this kind of people.He will cause ur SPM get fail ......

Anyway,Pussy Cat Doll still Rocks even he got so much of his negative feedback.

Can a spoilt brat become a playboy?

Being fat, fugly, emo, and pimple-ful, Desmond Yong is such a failure....pity him lor....join his playboy and playgirl "crew" please.

Online dating personality test.

Here's something interesting I found out recently.

http://www.okcupid.com/online.dating.persona.test

Go ahead and try it, it's quite fun. Don't worry, it's not some bullshit love calculator where you insert names and then the names go to my inbox.

Two of the questions in the test. Anyone who answers other than what I did is lying.

Anyway, I hope you don't get this result, although I'm sure SOME people will.

Example: This guy. If you're wondering, this is his friendster profiel http://profiles.friendster.com/51882395 Or this guy who talks to himself in the friendster bulletin board. this is his friendster profile if you're interested/curious >>> http://profiles.friendster.com/36529335 Also, it is inevitable that this group of people will get that result too, as they prefer to gamble despite the panoramic scenery at TC3. Aih..I can't get any girls and I lost all my fortune... I'm going to jump down to the sea.

If you did listen carefully, you can hear "someone" (It's actually Lee Ping) saying something about PMR. And yeah, everyone's a maths pro when it comes to $$$$.

Watch this one too.