Gays.

he gay problem has yet again arisen.

Eric: Hi cutie, wanna come sit and eat McD with me??

Demonhor: Yes!! I'm coming!! Wait for me!!

Hui Shun: Don't go to Eric!! Come with me, I teach you Add Maths!!

Demonhor: Waaa, why you so geng one??

Eric got super pissed and dulan cause Hui Shun stole his bf.

Eric: Cb, find your own partner la... _|_

Infuriated, he went to sit with Ah Lun and rant about his love life, while Lun is clearly ignoring him.

Eric: mcb ccb ffdjfiojfqirjpewqrsadfsa

Lun: Diam lah, eating burger la. Drink your coke la talk so much.

Eric: .....

Determined, he went off the find a new one. With his cute face, he found one in the next minute.

Eric: Yer, this 1 not ngam.

Devastated by the rejection, Soo Boon Wei went to EMO and ate alone at McD.

Boon: Nobody want be friends with me T.T

He also slitted his own wrist and became a hardcore EMO.

Seeing this, Ronald McDonald went out to help him.

Ronald McDonald: It's okay man, it's okay. Don't cry, I'll be your friend =D

Boon: Really?!?!?

The next moment, they were making out already. So fast.

Let's leave them alone, ok?

Eric went to look for another one and finally found one.

Eric: Wa!!! So cute 1!! I want!!

Together, they went to TC3 with a bunch of other people who got influenced and became gay also and held a gay orgy there.

Ah Lun: Ooh.. yeah... aaah...

But still.. the champion goes to CK. He was sun basking in the open, naked.

Some "lucky" passerby saw his act of bravery and open-mindedness.

Heng: Wei!! got people naked!! Faster look there!!

And they recorded it.

After the video was widely spread, CK soon became a pornstar and a rockstar combined together

Pro pen spinners of SABS

Pen spinning is a form of object manipulation that involves the deft manipulation of a writing instrument with one's hands. Although it is often considered a form of self-entertainment, multinational competitions and meetings are sometimes held.


The talent of pen spinning that lies dormant within the very fingers of Loke Wei Jin, has finally been observed.

Loke Wei Jin, talented pen spinner

loke: yoyo whassup, i'm the pro pen spinner of SABS

Utilising his deft fingers, he can flirt.


With great succession.

JJ wong is infatuated

However, Wei Jin was an eccentric, ascetic, autistic and introvert untill 'someone' discovered his talents.

loke wei jin, as seen showing reluctance in displaying his pen spinning skills.
(remember this picture from "The Comic That Makes No Sense" ?)

Now, being extroverted and sociable, Wei Jin is the Pen Spinning tutor of SABS.

blase wei jin about to grab the pen and perform as low graded pen spinners like Daniel attempt to spin a pen.

Wei Jin spins pen with such agility. The picture below shows Wei Jin performing his signature skill, "THE SONIC".

And the "Disaster"

Both are Wei Jin's signature move.

And the World's fastest pen spinning ever observed. The pen spins with such great velocity that even surpasses the speed of light, which causes it to be invisible to the camera and the naked eye. However, the shadow can still be seen. This is a strange phenomena in physics.

Wei Jin has also influenced his friends to pen spinning.


Do not consider the hand gesture to be profane. Wei Jin is teaching these people the correct movesets.

The dreamer.......

Yit Loong spinning an imaginary pen. In his imagination, he is performing Wei Jin's signature move

Pen Spinning as a leisure activity.

P.S. , Pen Spinning, does not require a hefty sum of money like the electric guitar. All you need is a stick-like stick, which resembles a pen, or a pen. And it can be played anywhere, unlike the electric guitar. And it also does not produce racket or noise pollution, like the electric guitar.

Whilst the other students are bored to death/slumber/idiocy after finishing the civics test paper, Daniel happily spins his pen.

Boon being rejected

Soo Boon Wei caught sight of a girl who resembles Jolin Tsai in form 1. He decided to act.


Boon forced his unwanted attention towards Miss Jolin Tsai. He pulled her, pushed her and blocked her.

Boon: Come on la....
Girl: bu yao!


The second time she saw Soo, she tried to escape immediatelywithouthesitatingatonce.

Boon: Hi......
*runs away


Determined, Soo kept bugging her

Soo: Why are you ignoring me?
Girl: Pimple shit.
Soo: Clear already lo, no more pimple. Just the scar.


Boon, what happened to you?

Suicide.

Soo Boon Wei  is an EMO, attention whore and has no friends, so he decided to say he is going to suicide so that people would pay attention to him and care for him. (And hope that teachers in SABS will see this so that people who "bullied him mentally" will be prosecuted)

Should he:

1) Cut his wrist

2) Stab his heart

3) Or simply just cut his head off?

Other factors contributing tohis suicidal attitude:

1) He fell and injured his leg. spotless, hairless, fair, smooth muscular leg, leaving a scar which will taint it's purity forever.

2) His ear was bleeding semen and cum (sperm). What else is that white substance???!?!

3) Saw a beautiful girl while listening to Sean Kingston's YOU'RE WAYY TOOOOOO BEAAAAAUTIFULLLLLL GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, YOU MAKE ME SUICIDAL, SUICIDAL. Here's a photo of Sean Kingston:

4) Saw Choo Choo Man's blog and got influenced.

ps: WE WILL NOT SHRINK LIKE CCBUNITED.BLOGSPOT.COM! They have no reason nor proof to say that we are "related" to Choo Tzer Maan's "suicidal attitude" as we aren't even same class as him and I have not spoke to him for over 2 months.

To those who aren't in SABS or don't know the story, there's this guy called Choo Tzer Maan who posted a post about wanting to suicide in his gay little blog because he have no friends and everything I wrote up there about myself on the first paragraph. Although everyone knows that he just want the attention and has no intention/guts to actually commit suicide, the teachers read about it and then blamed the boys in 4sc1 and 4sc2 because we bullied him mentally, and wanted to see our parents.

CK is a CAMWHORE and LALA.

You think CK is an emofag? Think again. He is actually the biggest camwhore and lala you will ever know in your life.

All of you have been fooled and deceived.

I had the chance to ravage his phone today, and bluetoothed all his camwhore pics.

Let the truth be known.

Camwhoring in public toilet, typical lala camwhore act as you can see in abundant friendster profiles.

Afraid of being exposed, he tried to put the blame on me as if I am the 1 holding the camera, camwhoring. 

He decided to turn the flash on while camwhoring, as it

 would make him look "cool" as the light would conceal his look, giving him a "mysterious and anonymous feeling", as in many cases of camwhores, as they do not want to fully expose their whole face, rather just a part of their face and put it as their primary photo in friendster

 while setting their profile to private so people would add them to see their whole face. Another famous alternative to the "flash" method is to hug a pillow and conceal their face so that only the eyes are exposed.

In this photo, clearly the guy in black shirt is reluctant to camwhore with him as shown by the _|_ sign, but he took it anyway while Soo Boon Wei threatened to let him eat socks if he did took the photo. Unfortunately, he did and CK ate socks for dinner.

The infamous "act like you're  looking at the side and not the camera so that people get your "side look" which is camwhores think is more yeng" camwhore style.

Also before I end, CK is also a pedophile who aims at small girls. The photo above was taken by CK himself, after he had lured them to camwhore with him with promise of lolipops and candies. Look at the naive, blank and innocent look at the girl at the left. How can he do such thing?!??!

Luen is cocker.

Luen you damn cock lor.

More like you're protecting YOUR OWN reputation instead of her. Want protect own reputation then say la, go use her as scapegoat .Worse shit is that you didn't even tell us before you remove it.

Sien...who is who?

cb ck, not me [ boon] la. I did not vilify you. And If really wanted to, I wouldn't be so repugnant and resort to such skulduggery and effete acts. I, too, am quandary  of who is who because almost everyone's blog is getting trolled, causing epic perplexity and exasperation.

sry I have to overdose my vocab to strengthen my point

sad.....Kien is not that kind of person.

He is right and just and loyal and steadfast.

WAR.

THIS MEANS WAR.

Gays.....

A very serious problem of students having interest in the same gender, or to use the crude word, 'Gay' has risen as a threat to the continuity of the next generation. This is because homosexuals cannot reproduce with themselves.

Warning, disgusting homosexuality below, viewer discretion is advised.































CK, although seemingly undividedly devoted to just one and only one girl, is actually a gay in denial. His pretentious love for the girl is only a mask for his homosexuality.

In the photo above, CK developed an interest for Daniel Hiew, after being seduced by his chivalry and chastity.



























Man Houw(readmyblogz.blogspot.com) was ofcourse, a desirable and elligible young Man. Seeing his incapability of understanding the most fundamental of physics, CK stepped in and seized the chance for himself. By using his knowledge in the field of physics, can he succeed in 'courting' Man Houw?







The aforementioned CK is in no way, having a sexual relationship with this gay below, as the following gay is a spammer, and he is "ban chat"(banned from chatting/idiot)


Gay no.2, Soo Boon Wei

















After deciding to skip classes, Soo decided to EMO at the library, in which he coincidentally saw Demon Hor lying on the ground reading a magazine. Demon Hor had a very nice body shape, the curves at the appropriate points, rock hard muscles, and you name it... Seduced by Demon Hor's body, Soo....
























Demon Hor: WAH!!WTF!!!HELP!!!!

Soo: Relax, I will be nice to you
Demon Hor: WAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!





However, Soo ended up being sodomized.























Soo:AH...ah....ah....ssssss.....ah.....sof..ter....






























Badawi, our prime minister is very displeased at these current gay threats, as it would scare away our tourists and it would be a great impact to our economy.

however, Anwar encouraged open sexuality. He allowed gays to gay and he also said that
"this would attract gay tourists"

Who do you support?











Last but not least, some gay events....



Gay Orgy held in SABS' library on Wednesday, September 3rd.